ANSWERS: 3
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A question mark would be convenient here.
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I think the gag is that he's a shoplifter or other suspicious character being described by the counter-person.
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I think I get it... This guy likes to drink, so he is implying that everytime he leaves a store the people always report his height wrongly to the police. I can assume this, as the only time you would have your height recorded when leaving a store, is if you have just commited a crime in that store and have asked people to describe the person who committed the crime! The funny part of this, is that by not mentioning the details he has sub-contiously made you piece together the story yourself, and laugh at his, finding the varying height reports funny... Get it? Or am I barking up the wrong tree?
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