If someone told you in your face: "hey, your spouse is ugly", how would you react?
by 
Doggie S
ANSWERS: 100
-
I'd just laugh. I have no spouse.
-
I'd be like "You're UGLY!" then be upset about it..
-
I would react even more unfriendly than this comment.
-
An insult of that magnitude calls for disembowelment, followed by swift decapitation.
-
i'd be more worried that i'm so ugly that he can't tell whether i'm a man or woman that he has to say my spouse.
-
Laugh, I married a looker.
-
It's obvious why YOU'VE been avoiding mirrors.
-
I'd ask "Have you looked in a mirrow lately, Quasimodo?"....then rip his arm off and beat him in the head with it...LOL!
-
Fist swinging would definitely be involved followed by a swift kick in a sensitive spot.
-
say well you dont have to have sex with them so dont worry about it!
-
I'd just be glad I wasn't married to anyone who'd be that rude. That kind of remark doesn't warrant any attention.
-
I'd probably say at least he wasn't stupid like they were. I know they'd be kidding.
-
Well, I am not married, but if someone said that about my boyfriend, I might just stop talking to him or her for being so rude. I don't think my boyfriend is ugly, and I could really care less what other people have to say about the way he looks. He is handsome to me and that is what matters.
-
Yeah, you remind me of her. Boosh. Well, technically, I'm not married, but just in case....
-
Provided that I have kept my coolness, I would say something like: "Still, I have got one. Where did you say is yours?" "At least he is not like you: ugly AND stupid!"
-
Tell them that i disagree that i think he is amazing and i love him with all my heart which renders their opinion irrelevant. if they dont like it too bad, stay away from us and its a non-issue.
-
Call them crazy and go about my business.
-
I'd introduce them to my knuckles.
-
Nothing people are entitled to their opinion and if someone thinks my spouse isugly then they have a very warped sense of what beauty is. I would truthfully feel sad for someone like that.
-
I'd say : "when the hell did i get a spouse?!?"
-
I would throw them in front of a stampede of buffalo.
-
Oops....did that fist hit you in your face? Sorry!!
-
I'd say wow you're an a$$hole!
-
"At least he's not stupid, which is more than your spouse can say about you."
-
clock them :P
-
i wouldn't really do anything because I find my guy to be ridiculously amazing looking. If it were a guy saying that I would assume they were jealous of him...if it were a girl saying this I'd assume she was jealous that she couldn't have him. If they were simply stating their opinion then I wouldn't care, we can't all be good looking in the eyes of 6.5 Billion people can we?
-
I'd given em a high five and say "At least I don't have to worry about YOU hitting on him".
-
i would say, "oh that's not my spouse. you were looking at the wrong man. my spouse is that hot, toned man over there."
-
Well I'd say that "Yeah, perhaps he is this light but at least he's not a total a**hole like you are."
-
Yulp, hes pretty damm ugly, thanks for the reminder
-
"Hey, moron, I don't have a spouse"
-
I would tell them that thats their oppinion,i dont think so,who are you to judge,if they got smart then i wuold just have to handel my buisness.
-
squirt him/her with a squirt gun. Filled with used motor oil. :).
-
You've obviously never seen him then.
-
Lights out >:0
-
"well your face is ugly!!!"
-
And you're opinion doesn't matter, you jerk!
-
Thats your opinion A-hole, I dont think so.
-
I would react by starting a confrontation with them. They would find themselves having to be accountable for their rude statement.
-
"Well too bad i dont give two s** about your opinion."
-
well your face is ugly!!!
-
I'd say "you really need to work on your social skills". No one would say that about my spouse. :) She's hot!
-
I'm rubber and you're glue, find some brains and get a clue. You don't actually SAY that to someone...
-
well say hello to your real mom!!! (i wouldnt really say that!)
-
Just laugh at 'em. Then again, I suppose I shouldn't really laugh at their blindness handicap. Naah, stuff it - their mother has had plenty of time in which to teach them manners, they can suffer the consequences. If they won't learn the polite way, maybe I'll have to resort to the impolite way.
-
I wouldnt care what that person thought, I'd probably ignore it.
-
But if that person said it to my spouses face in my prescence, boy that person best be a quick runner.
-
laugh ~ he's a hot ass.
-
I'd say : What, did he/she turn you down again? Sorry.
-
if they told me that to my face i would probably tell them to shut the fuck up and go die because love is blind and as long as i have the main thing people spend theire lives looking for i am better off then their stupid remarks an lonely lifes will ever be
-
Ask them how long the attraction lasted.Ask them why they look at them and suggest if they think he or she is ugly then they should stop checking them out.
-
Mine was very hot, and I had people tell me all the time how good-looking he was. Next time, I'm going for an average looking guy!!!!
-
i would be so baffled that someone would say that so boldly that i would probably do nothing but look at them puzzled. If they were aggressive about it, i would probably hit or slap them.
-
say yo mama's ugly and stick out my tongue ;)
-
punch him in the face and say "NOW WHO'S UGLY!?"
-
I would defend him, for his sake, but not my own, becasue I don't care what he looks like as long as he is the one...
-
I'd say "Wow. You clearly know what you're talking about, huh? Honey, let's get out of here."
-
Fuck off Fido.
-
Physically.
-
I would just shrug and say "each to their own"!
-
i'd politely tell them to fuck off
-
"hehehehehehheh" Something like that.
-
I would just say "Hey, thanks for noticing! Now, how about a nice big cup of STFU???
-
I would probably cry.
-
i would walk away. such stupidity doesn't deserve a dignified response.
-
Yeah? Well your spouse is horrible in bed.
-
i would immediately remind myself how beautiful she actually is to me, and realize what a low form of life the person is who said it.
-
I wouldn't care. I couldn't care less what anyone else thinks.
-
"And you are a complete ass who apparently needs glasses."
-
If it were a few years ago... I would probably just as abruptly punch them dead in their face and then laugh at them as they cried and scrambled to compose themselves. But now... I would just tell them that Jesus loves everyone. Except you!
-
probably something stupid that would put me in jail.
-
I would tell them: "Hey, so is your mom!!!"
-
I'd tell them to get their eyes checked.
-
You may think they are ugly but they are good to me and make me happy and that is all that matters to me!! SO PEACE!!!
-
I would walk away, words don't warrant violence.
-
i'd go mad and most likely say ' your looking at the wrong reflection freak, it's YOU who is ugly' id hate them and wish them dead, no really, i would i love my family and dont take kindly to people insulting them especially when it isnt true!!!
-
Wow, I'm sorry you got lost in the Mutter museum, my s/o and I were in McDonalds the whole time...what corpse on display were YOU talking to?
-
my reaction will be based on several criteria : -how old is the person & female or male -conditions of the person -on which occasion -the way the thing is said -stranger or friend -my own mood. To sum up : no standard reaction
-
'Fuck off'.
-
I'd give them a kind and gentle smile and head butt them in the face !
-
In my mind, I would question their sanity or eyesight. My wife is beautiful. What I would say to them would depend on how clever and alert I was at the moment, but it might start with, "What was on your mind when you chose to say that to me?" I am thinking that we would have a brief therapy session.
-
"Zip your mouth, you loser!!!"
-
I would say, "Nice. And where's yours so I can comment?"
-
I would ignore them and realize whether true or not, it's the inner beauty that attracts and keeps the love alive.
-
Laugh in their face, because she's BEAUTIFUL
-
Chuckle, roll my eyes and shake my head, because I know he is the epitome of hotness!
-
I would say "Really" You should see her heart.
-
I thought I was the only one who had noticed
-
What spouse?
-
I would ask them how long it is since they had their eyes checked.
-
I'd Say They Must Be Mistaken..I do not have a spouse....
-
Walk away. If i had already picked this person to be my spouse, i've already dealt with his/her ugliness. So don't need other people to tell me about it.
-
By hitting them repeatedly in the face and saying, "Now who's ugly?" LOL jk =) Peace&love!
-
Ya...I just use him for sex....
-
I wouldnt be offended. Personally I'd rather some other female NOT be attracted to my husband.
-
I would not react to such a statement because they couldn't possibly be talking to me.
-
someone DID say that to me (when I was engaged.)My answer to him was "just because you werent able to get me to cheat on him with you doesnt make him ugly.do you wanna stfu before I call your wife and discuss how ugly you really?"
-
"and you're an idiot" then walk away... and later that night enjoy the body some insignificant twit didn't like. those who take offence where none is intended are fools, those who take offence where offence is intended are greater fools. now if you lay a hand on my wife without her permission you're gonna need to get your should relocated... and if you had her permission, good luck affording her med bills.
-
I would look around to see who they were talking to.
-
Then don't look, because I think he's quite handsome--and so does he! lol
desotapop 
call me Kat RELATED QUESTIONS
Copyright 2023, Wired Ivy, LLC