- NEW!
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on March 28th, 2008
LOL!
First one was:
Jay needs someone to touch his hand before he can proceed through an automatic door...
Next one was:
Jay needs to shut the f@ck up.
One of the two is probably true! :P
by Mr. Meaulnes on March 28th, 2008
Apparently (and keep in mind this is a direct quote) John needs "To fall off his high horse and get raped by it".
Now, I dislike the name John as much as the next guy, but that's just plain mean...
by MeGaMiPs on March 28th, 2008
Hehehehe,
For Real No Joke !
Lucky Me On This One
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_21212803.shtml
by Gina on March 28th, 2008
First thing is:
GINA needs to listen for custom SAS events on another thread ... Gina needs a severe reprimand for having done what she did...
by LeeLee Chickybabe Avenger SLAB on March 28th, 2008
LeeLee needs cuddle time and apple juice.
Woah! That just happened!
by LynfromNM on March 28th, 2008
"Lyn needs to qualify as a driver..."
"Lyn needs to hire a competent coach..."
Doesn't sound good for me!
by Zubradevine has left the building on March 28th, 2008
Dianne needs to understand also the struggles of African-Americans and... Dianne needs lots of reassurance that she is worth loving
Interesting lol
by Jodie44 on March 28th, 2008
"JODIE NEEDS HELP .. AND RIGHT NOW - Mirror.co.uk"
This seems very appropriate, LOL
by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on March 28th, 2008
The first thing is that:
>>>>>> needs your help.
by Disturbed in a Jr COAT is so confused on September 2nd, 2008
Okay, mine is a little creepy...
"Devon needs to hook up with Chloe."
by SlickWilly on August 9th, 2008
George Lucas needs to realize that he just doesn't have it any more.
by Jax is missing AB on August 9th, 2008
-Jackie needs a friend -Jackie needs a good and loving home ... -Jackie needs your assistance in order to make her accessible for even more nationalities ...
by Takei-Shihan on August 9th, 2008
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=133983457
... some "MySpace" site ... not mine ...
by king of ellipses on August 9th, 2008
the first site was actually a list of the top 20 of what my name needs. Here's the top 3:
My Name needs: reading spectacles
to release a true autobiography
an award-I don't know what for, but something I'm sure
by the VP wears a Wicked COAT on August 9th, 2008
An ESPN article about a racecar driver updated August 27, 2005, 4:16 PM ET.
by Simply99 -- Not a fan favorite. on August 9th, 2008
I hate google, and this is the first I used it in so long. Anyway, it said I need home schooling!! HAH!!! FUNNY!!!!!!
by mynameismolly222 on August 9th, 2008
molly needs brackish water
?
by phenylalanine on July 8th, 2008
How many bikinis rachel needs (on youtube)
"In rachel's flat there are....about 700 hundred bikinis...see the evidence!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf_tFWKxYJQ
by eric on March 28th, 2008
Eric needs a hug - lyrics
by Nay Nay on March 28th, 2008
The first one "Gloria needs recognition and validation". The second one "Gloria needs to die immediatly!!!" no joke. It's about a soap opera, but still a little jolting.
by Kris Kringle on March 28th, 2008
1. Kris Kringle Needs You! Volunteers are needed to help Kris Kringle with a top-secret project located in Tower City this year.
2. Kris needs a permanent home.
3. To be hired at his booking agency, Kris Kringle needs to go through a rigorous screening process that includes a police background check, a driver's license ...
by squarepeg on March 28th, 2008
peggy needs a vacation
by Hmmm...... on March 28th, 2008
Pregnant weim needs help in GA... (OK THEN!!!!)
by Talimze on March 28th, 2008
Allison needs more good farmers to raise corn, wheat, rye, oats....
However, that is just the first one. There are a bunch more that are even better, like:
-Allison needs a big sister to give her encouragement that she's a special.
-Allison needs to shut up.
-Allison needs to take responsibility for her own anorexic issues.
Aparently, most of these are about some reality show...
by ChandaDiane - est. 1975 on March 28th, 2008
Chanda needs a pacemaker.
Whoa... I was unaware...
by PharFigNewton on March 28th, 2008
To get real with real living.
by GT2007 on March 28th, 2008
Natasha needs a committed family that will help her with here schoolwork, peer socialization, and give encouragement and praise for her successes. ...
Natasha needs saving from her mother
Natasha needs to turn 1 more or gain 15 more Vampire points to reach the next level: Vampire Temptress! Natasha should get out there and bite some people!
Those are the first three...Odd! :)
by Meg is exhausted on March 28th, 2008
"Meghan needs a savage beating" (This one is AWESOME. I'm gonna get it on a t-shirt!)
-AND-
"Meghan needs another drink"
Sadly, many people would undoubtedly agree with the former, and I've already taken care of the latter;)
by Cognition aka Cog on March 28th, 2008
Bastardly Breaking News!
Denise Richards needs help carrying her bags! Posted on Friday, August 4th, 2006 @ 9:05am by Jackson. Someone get out there and help the lady with her bags! ...
www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/08/04/bastardly-breaking-news-denise-richards-needs-help-
carrying-her-bags/ -
by Still breathing on March 28th, 2008
When I did it is said
"needs a lot of love"
by Roo For You on March 28th, 2008
Linda is a model of coordination and communication
wow and I thought I wasnt so cool !!
by Nninee on March 28th, 2008
President Nikki needs your help!
by unknown on March 28th, 2008
http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache:K-Zecz7-zrIJ:www.ietf.org/proceedings/00jul/00july-49.htm+idne+needs&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us How disappointing. :(
Ok, I didn't like my first one so I did my real name. I got a link to the blog game you emulate in your question. LOL http://lifeincleveland.blogspot.com/2005/10/jeanne-needs.html
by Britabroad on March 28th, 2008
Homes for Children in Miami!!
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on March 28th, 2008
Edward needs sunscreen
by Linz1805 on May 8th, 2010
According to Google, I need...
... to take breaks to use the water fountain or bathroom. (Got that covered)
... to stay off those drugs. (Never was a problem)
... no introduction, of course. (I don't make a scene, nor try to attract attention)
... to clean up my act, period. (What act? I'm squeaky clean, except for that one little incident)
lol, Google has some interesting ideas for me.
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on March 28th, 2008
XXXXX just needs music
by Someguy on March 28th, 2008
Why Dirty David needs a wash
http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/7-16-2003-43022.asp
by No one on September 2nd, 2008
psycological help! omg! How do they know!? LOL
by Anonymous on September 2nd, 2008
Two top
Needs to go back to being pregnant and entertaining
Needs bigger breasts..
by Rziny_Cloud on May 8th, 2010
Okay...now this is seriously weird:
Jo needs help with dressing and washing and still wets the bed occasionally, although she is reliable during the day.
Jo needs a man.
Jo needs a gay best friend.
by bill on September 2nd, 2008
New Bill Needs Some Help To Expel Alien Gang
crazy huh?
by Chigg on September 2nd, 2008
...to write some functions to figure out how that happened.
Yawn!
by Flagirl on September 2nd, 2008
needs a husband
by Galeanda on September 2nd, 2008
If I type in my real name it brings up something about a fairy tale saying I need to go to sleep now.
If I use my AB name, up come some answer I gave about a rabbit needing to feel safe to give birth to a healthy litter.
by Anonymous on August 9th, 2008
Needs Skatepark
by neveroddoreven on August 9th, 2008
The first one was to frock off (dont know what that means.
And i found a website with list list too
-your immediate attention.
-to write more.
-to change her life and quickly.
-to find some soldiers that were in the 4th Infantry Division, 1/11 C Company, at Fort Carson, CO from 1979-1980.
-your money.
-to reverse back into a parking space so the motor has to rotate in the opposite direction.
-a mojito!
-to make sure none of her beloved penguins are gay. (My personal favourite :D)
-a cat free environment.
-the new owner at325 Crestwood Terrace to shut up a minute.
-to learn to let go and delegate.
by Shermoon on September 2nd, 2008
Lucy needs to be bonked
delightful!
the odd thing is it's on a site about greyhounds!
by Anonymninja on March 28th, 2008
Well... from the summary on the first entry alone in the list, I need:
* a job - check.
* a computer - o rly?
* a place to crash - check.
* a haircut - I agree.
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Comments
Awww come one, Jay. Why would you need someone to touch your hand?
by ChandaDiane - est. 1975 on March 28th, 2008
LOL! How did you guess?!?!
Hiya ChandaD! Always a pleasure to see you!
I'm going to have to see what you need. ;)
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on March 28th, 2008
I need a pacemaker.
by ChandaDiane - est. 1975 on March 28th, 2008
Those are good Jay... but I'll be sure to touch your hand if you need me to. :~)
by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on March 29th, 2008
LOL! I would be honored if you would, Lizzie! :)
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on March 29th, 2008
Cool...LOL....
by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on March 29th, 2008
haha! Hope you are having a tolerable day, Lizzie. ;)
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on March 29th, 2008
Not too bad, I just got back from the movie "Horton hears a Who". It was pretty good.
How about you?
by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on March 29th, 2008
NO WAY!!! I just took the kids to see that at 4 today. I LOVED that movie. It is my new favorite kids one.
by ChandaDiane - est. 1975 on March 29th, 2008
Yes, it was pretty good! Both kids, the 3 yo and the 10 yo sat really well through it.
by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on March 29th, 2008