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  Have you ever been out in traffic and wished you were in a bumper car?
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  I've been having all of these symptoms and I'm tired of waiting on the Doctors. Have you all ever heard of or experienced something similar?
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  My girlfriend and I were happy together had a dog lived together and talked of marriage. My friend would always come over and hang with me, after a while him coming over turned into a everyday thing. Long story short, situations happend like me and my buddy hanging in the garage and him saying goodbye and then an hr later I go upstairs and he's sleeping on the floor next to the couch we're my girlfriend is sleeping. Other things like they had exchanged phone numbers without me knowing. I asked them both if anything was goin on I felt like an idiot when they both said no. Time passed then more stuff like I pulled into the grocery mart parking lot and there sitting there talking . I ended up asking my girlfriend and my friend a ton of times if what I was feeling like they were hooking up was real No no no your insane and insecure. Ok my girlfriend ended up leaving me because of all this she told me that they never talked at all. We're broken up now and my friend still comes around but he dosnt seem like a real friend he says I would never do that, and then bragged to me the other day about how he hooked up with a chick who has a boyfriend.
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  Do you ever wonder if gynecologists get so tired of looking at old, sick, diseased cooters all day they have trouble preforming their husbandly duties?
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  Were you ever in a parade?
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  Have you ever heard birds chirping and thought of a Fox? lol (waving) hey Fox !
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  Have you ever been under a lot of stress and pressure for an extremely long time?
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  They say there's a fine line between genius and insanity... But I can testify to you that you don't have to be that darn close to genius to have Insanity covered! Can you testify?
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  Have you ever had a doctor tell you they 'read' something about you that wasn't even true?
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  Have you all passed a "Turing" test?