If you could email God, what would you say?
by 
100 percent pure... BEEF CHUCK
ANSWERS: 10
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Please stop the bulk mail.
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Just forward all the spam viagra & penis enlargement junk I get so HE can smite them.....
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"Please tell your 'Christians' to act more Christ-like. Some of them are very hate-filled people." p.s. But the majority are wonderful.
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The BIG 'G', whattup yo...
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When will i become rich as hell? no but really when will i find love?
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Hmm. I guess I'd want to combine various themes.... - Nice job on the Grand Canyon! - About Deuteronomy: don't you think it's time for some disclaimers? - Why are the people who are most devoted to you so often the most troublesome? - The opossum was a joke, right? - Sorry about breaking into the church when I was a kid. In hindsight, it was a mistake. - Some of the people here are really suffering undeservedly, including children. I think the experiment has proved it's point, yes? - Can you please clear up this evolution thing? There's people walking around thinking that 6 days really meant 144 hours. They're really being obnoxious about it. I think they mean well, but come on! - Another thing: some folks can use some guidance about the difference between faith and group egotism. Maybe an addendum or liner notes would be good. - I guess you know about the hunger problem already. I think it needs to be looked at. Thanks.
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I want to know what I'm doing every step of the way, and receive ever-present guidance to anything I need. More of course, but I may add them later.
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That depends upon which God I'm emailing.
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Are You There God? It's Me, Sweet T
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Dear god, (conventional I am), thanks for the nice day. I really like what you did with the stars last night and the moon looked really good. Thanks also for the rain. The grass is looking greener and the horses are happy. I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy how you put the days together from boiling hot to frigid cold. The variations are interesting and keep me guessing. Thanks again for the blue skies. I really like blue. Your affectionate daughter EOTKU
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