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I don't have a cat..but my neighbor's cat would tell me that he hates my dog. hahaha
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why did you leave me,?? where are you now, ?? I dont like living like this any more !
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Who was that strange man, and what were the two of you doing in bed all afternoon?
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this jellymeat is crap. lets go to burrito king :]
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Probably "Who are you?", because I have no cat. :)
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Hi there Redwater! He would probably say,"why are you eating that fish? Give it to me.You could stand to loose a few pounds anyway".MEOOW,MEOW. lol
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Please let me eat the dog food.
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Oreo would say "Thank you very much for not having my nuts cut off"
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no time for love; i need tuna, STAT!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Look at me!!! Look at me!!!! I can lick my own crotch!!!! Hey!! Give me Pounces, damnit!!!
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"feed me! then leave me alone now!!" my cat is pretty mean
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I don't own a cat. But my dog would say "I'm glad you're back!", because I just got back from a 3 day trip.
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gimme food! buy me toys! scratch my belly! I want tuna! tell the crabby calico to leave!
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Mine would say "My legs itch, make them stop itching. Pet me, why did you push me off the chair? (she fell), pet me, don't touch me, pet me don't touch me. Feed me treats. I like treats. Where did my brother go?"
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Why did'ya have to go and get that dog??
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I dont have a cat, but if I did and it could talk, I think it would say, "Get me sustenance passant.".
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Hi, my name is Schrödinger. My cat would probably say something along the lines of "Somebody help me! Get me the hell out of this sealed steel chamber!"
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You looking at me???
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"I'm bored and lonely. Where are all my friends?" I rescue kitties from people who don't want them after their female gives birth, and then find good homes for them. This one is not socialized enough so I am keeping him, but he keeps looking in all their old hiding places and sniffing around trying to find the others.
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Probably..."get a life"
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WHY DO YOU KEEP STARING AT THAT BIG THING CALLED "DELL-- WINDOWS XP"...don't you have better things to do...???
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My cat would say I love you and thanks for bringing me in..Me and my mom were ferrel and it was gettin cold..I know it took you 4 months to catch us, but boy I got it easy now. I'm livin' the life..
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"Hey, Dude! Do you mind picking some of this crap up off the floor?"
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"Feed me!" I'm pretty sure that's what she's saying right now...
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"Give me your sandwich!"
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Feed me! Play with me! Rub my belly! Scratch my head! Can I have that fish? Can I have that chicken?
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My cat does talk to me - he tells me when he's hungry, when he wants fuss, when he wants to be left alone and when he wants to go out.....he also expects to be told how clever he is when he brings me a dead mouse or bird!
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'Are you sure you're getting enough sleep?....yawn'
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I'm sleepy. Leave me alone. Fooood??? Whatcha eatin'? I'm beautiful. Whatever. Let me out! Stupid birds. Daddy! My, oh my! Whoa! What was it? Don't touch me, I just brushed myself. Chicken!
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can I have that meat your eating it's better than my food.and why won't you stay up at night and play with me...
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He would say, "I miss you."
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Feed me more food. Clean the box... NOW. Why do you leave me with these other 3 cats all day?
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mine would probably say to me HOW COULD YOU NOT NOT KNOW IF I AM PREGNET
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Pet me! Play with me! Let me out! Let me in! Pay attention to me!
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Feed me
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Hi mommy can you rub my tummy and my ear i have an itch please an ty
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STEP AWAY FROM THE DELL
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