What is the funniest thing your child/children have said to a Friend of yours?
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ANSWERS: 7
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I don't have any kids, but I do have a good story! I knew someone with a little girl about three years old. He was going through a divorce.. and always fought with the mother. One night he told his little girl that she needed to turn her video game off and go to bed and she said "Daddy, sometimes you just piss me off." He told me " I didn't say anything to her because I know exactly where she heard that." lol! kids are funny.
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To my aunt. Isn't that the same dress you wore over here last Christmas? I remember the stain on the back of it.
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A friends kid answered a test question with something his mom said... Todd was in the 2nd grade. the test was on Helen Keller and they had to write an essay... So Todd wrote that she was blind and could not hear. When she was little her parents used to move the furnature around with out telling her to punish her. Well his mom had to explain where he came up with that. well she has older childern and the mom was helping Todd study for the test and she was angry with his older sister and brother for fighting and was arguing with them about punishment and she said jokingly IF YOU WERE BLIND LIKE HELEN KELLER I would punish you like her parents did to her... The mom was joking with her older kids but TODD actually thought she was serious when she said she would move the furnature just like Helen's parents since nothing she does seems to correct their attitudes trying to make the point at some time they should start listening... So she now is very careful what she says around Todd.
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My wife, mother and children were sitting on bar stools in a nice restaurant. our 5 year old son heard a strange noise and immediately ran to my mother. He lifted her dress, looked underneath and said......... "Mamaw, did you poot, huh?" "Let me see". Everyone heard it and cracked up. We have never been back.
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Downstairs in the den, my daughter was showing a friend of ours her DVD collection. We keep all of the children's movies downstairs and all of the movies rated PG-13 and above upstairs in the master bedroom. My daughter proceeds to tell our friend: "My movies are kept down here so I can watch them, but the adult movies are upstairs in my parent's bedroom." We had to quickly explain what "adult movies" meant!
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When my son was three years old, my sister became pregnant with her first child. He was very excited at the prospect of having a "baby cousin", he would refer to it as "his baby". One day we were at a restaurant, my sister, myself and my three year old...he suddenly stood up on the chair,pointed at my sister and yelled at the top of his lungs "Shes having my baby"....
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My 7 year old daughter said to my husband "hey dad, mum told me she wants to be a lesbian" My husband replies "are you SURE mum said that?" my daughter said "Yes, she told me last week" Anyhow when I returned from work that evening my husband looked at me in a worrying way and said "whats this all about, jessica told me that you wanted to become a lesbian!" I went on to think long and hard about this comment and came to the conclusion that I had told her the previous week that I wanted to become VEGETARIAN! The next day my husband and I confronted my daughter and asked her if she meant to say vegetarian, and she replied "oh yes, thats what I meant!"
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