10 ways to make money legal or illegal

Put it in the washing machine... (money laundering) lol

Having a job has always worked for me. Two pluses, you have money, and you can't get into trouble for getting the money.

1 grow up
2 get some decent clothes
3 use your brain
4 watch your mouth
5 take a shower
6 make breakfast
7 get dressed
8 take the bus
9 go to the mall
10 get a job

Be the lawyer for the Nasdaq guy who stole $50 Billion dollars in a Ponsi Scheme.

Work. Always can count on a (legal!) job to pay you, so long as you do what you're suppose to.

Why would we want to make money illegal?

Buy a Nuclear Warhead

Get a job.

give me legal money, i'll make it illegal and vice versa

Kill the snitch who's attempting to make your money making scheme go down. That'll surely make it legal...

This is no joke...guys can make money by having no child(ren) of his own. I had a beautiful daughter living with me, then my ex found a greener grass (they always do, especially in western countries) and got EVIL & HATEFUL ever since. She broke my 5 yr old marriage, took my only blood relation / descendant away. Taking most out of my very low wages (that left me with $800, to pay for my rent, utilities, fuel, auto-ins, groceries). Losing about 40% on Child Support, Individual Child Insurance, Fuel Cost to visit child (1200+ miles/month & only for 27 hours - No other holidays at all)---That PAYMENTS is okay .... ONLY WHEN Non-Custodial Parents' monthly income is $3000 plus (not $8.00/hour like mine). "No Fault divorce" from ex-wife/cougar RUINED me completely. Not only I can't afford to pay my own necessary expenses. Now I find myself can't afford a "Cheap Hooker"(so to speak - For my ethnic background & culture, thankfully I'm practicing abstinence, never into drinks or smoking)much less getting married again. Some might come with stupid questions like..But That's Your Own Child, etc etc. MY ANSWER....she's rarely with me...she's getting stranger by days...she's not the same loving & hugging & caring SUDDENLY...she can't stay overnight with me as per visitation order(low-wage earner can't afford a lawyer, remember?), I can't make as much as her "new" step-dad(cougar's boy-toy) to please her buying fancy gifts....AND WHEN SHE GETS TO BE FREE AT 18~21..Yahoo, she's off to some distance college to get occupied with higher studies & boyfriend/lover. And I'd be counting my days on sick-bed ALL ALONE w/o any lover/money. JUST PICTURE WHAT I JUST SAID. I'm not fooling. PEACE.

sell money and loose it that helps me make money

identity fraud!!!! sell illegal goods, snide clothes on ebay. personal trainer- cash in hand, you chose how much to tax. or kill the rich person in your family. (if no rich people) hurt urself and get an insurance claim to a big company. or go to college and get good grades or get a student loan that you have to pay back when earning over 250000 and then keep the money but dont earn over that amount

Sell random stuff on eBay.

This is no joke...guys can make money by having no child(ren) of his own. I had a beautiful daughter living with me, then my ex found a greener grass (they always do, especially in western countries) and got EVIL & HATEFUL ever since. She broke my 5 yr old marriage, took my only blood relation / descendant away. Taking most out of my very low wages (that left me with $800, to pay for my rent, utilities, fuel, auto-ins, groceries). Losing about 40% on Child Support, Individual Child Insurance, Fuel Cost to visit child (1200+ miles/month & only for 27 hours - No other holidays at all)---That PAYMENTS is okay .... ONLY WHEN Non-Custodial Parents' monthly income is $3000 plus (not $8.00/hour like mine). "No Fault divorce" from ex-wife/cougar RUINED me completely. Not only I can't afford to pay my own necessary expenses. Now I find myself can't afford a "Cheap Hooker"(so to speak - For my ethnic background & culture, thankfully I'm practicing abstinence, never into drinks or smoking)much less getting married again. Some might come with stupid questions like..But That's Your Own Child, etc etc. MY ANSWER....she's rarely with me...she's getting stranger by days...she's not the same loving & hugging & caring SUDDENLY...she can't stay overnight with me as per visitation order(low-wage earner can't afford a lawyer, remember?), I can't make as much as her "new" step-dad(cougar's boy-toy) to please her buying fancy gifts....AND WHEN SHE GETS TO BE FREE AT 18~21..Yahoo, she's off to some distance college to get occupied with higher studies & boyfriend/lover. And I'd be counting my days on sick-bed ALL ALONE w/o any lover/money. JUST PICTURE WHAT I JUST SAID. I'm not fooling. PEACE.

this si my advice to the guy that wrote this,
quit your job f life it f'd you start chopping coke and make money pay for some one to kiddnap your daughter move to mexico and have a second kid there when they find out you kiddnapped a kid and sold drugs it will be to late you will already have a kid in mexico and mexico wont let them take you back .

i want money if it is a legal ways or illegal ways but i want toearn it fast and much money in crores but i m not getting the ways to get the money so i choose internet for my salution thats the reason i m sending this mail to that person whom can solve my problem,i m ready to do any type of hard work or dangerous work please answer me on this no 09032566047. i m waiting for youir call

look you can jack sum 1 make em run ther jewls and wallet at gun point anything over a 22 cal works good to do this said robbery,you can sell semen,rob sum 1s house case it for a few and when they leave break in and take all ther things to pawn them in new hampshire,you can steal from storage sheds with a pair of bolt cutters and ther is always stealing from your local 7-11 or cumbys for a quick 100 bucks THATS ALL THER ALLOWED TO KEEP IN THER DRAW .BUT PISTOL WHIP EM AND TELL EM TO OPEN THE SAFE DOWN BY THER FEET JUST MAKE SURE THEY DONT TRIP THAT LIL BUTTON UNDERE THE COUINTER.or you can get a paypal acount and a ebay acount and sell things you find online for cheap at a more larger price?????hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....food for thought?,,hmmmmmmm

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Well there're quite a lot of them. You just have to find the one that fits you.

On a personal note I've recently started internet marketing. Help to Niche program.

1-10= Pimpin, it sure aint easy.

To the guy with the comment above about his ex wife and his daughter. Here is my response!

You should of used the head on your shoulders and not the one between your legs! Just like that song by Kayne West "GOLD DIGGER". Now you will be paying for 18 Years. Women are like the "RAKE" in a poker game. They always take and never give. Your EX has you by the BALLS and she is squeezing it until your dry. Stay Strong bro! Hope you learned your lesson.

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1.Sell books from thrift stores.
2.Sell Drugs.
3.Become a prostitute.
4.Get a job.
5.Go to college(indirect)
6.Beg on the streets for money
7.Sell used things on eBay
8.Sell collectibles
9.Sell gold(can be quite profitable!)
10.Invent something revolutionary.

Copper, Silver, Nickel, Gold, Aluminum, Paper, Wood, Seashells, Beads, and Stone have all been used to make money, as well as much else I am sure. See, there are a lot of ways to make money!