Put it in the washing machine... (money laundering) lol

identity fraud!!!! sell illegal goods, snide clothes on ebay. personal trainer- cash in hand, you chose how much to tax. or kill the rich person in your family. (if no rich people) hurt urself and get an insurance claim to a big company. or go to college and get good grades or get a student loan that you have to pay back when earning over 250000 and then keep the money but dont earn over that amount

Get a job.

Having a job has always worked for me. Two pluses, you have money, and you can't get into trouble for getting the money.

Buy a Nuclear Warhead

Why would we want to make money illegal?

Go to this wesite: www.myvtraining.com/degal and register to learn about a great opportunity to make anywhere from 500 to 5000 a month. This no BS. This is the legal one.

Work. Always can count on a (legal!) job to pay you, so long as you do what you're suppose to.

sell money and loose it that helps me make money

Be the lawyer for the Nasdaq guy who stole $50 Billion dollars in a Ponsi Scheme.

give me legal money, i'll make it illegal and vice versa

Kill the snitch who's attempting to make your money making scheme go down. That'll surely make it legal...

This is no joke...guys can make money by having no child(ren) of his own. I had a beautiful daughter living with me, then my ex found a greener grass (they always do, especially in western countries) and got EVIL & HATEFUL ever since. She broke my 5 yr old marriage, took my only blood relation / descendant away. Taking most out of my very low wages (that left me with $800, to pay for my rent, utilities, fuel, auto-ins, groceries). Losing about 40% on Child Support, Individual Child Insurance, Fuel Cost to visit child (1200+ miles/month & only for 27 hours - No other holidays at all)---That PAYMENTS is okay .... ONLY WHEN Non-Custodial Parents' monthly income is $3000 plus (not $8.00/hour like mine). "No Fault divorce" from ex-wife/cougar RUINED me completely. Not only I can't afford to pay my own necessary expenses. Now I find myself can't afford a "Cheap Hooker"(so to speak - For my ethnic background & culture, thankfully I'm practicing abstinence, never into drinks or smoking)much less getting married again. Some might come with stupid questions like..But That's Your Own Child, etc etc. MY ANSWER....she's rarely with me...she's getting stranger by days...she's not the same loving & hugging & caring SUDDENLY...she can't stay overnight with me as per visitation order(low-wage earner can't afford a lawyer, remember?), I can't make as much as her "new" step-dad(cougar's boy-toy) to please her buying fancy gifts....AND WHEN SHE GETS TO BE FREE AT 18~21..Yahoo, she's off to some distance college to get occupied with higher studies & boyfriend/lover. And I'd be counting my days on sick-bed ALL ALONE w/o any lover/money. JUST PICTURE WHAT I JUST SAID. I'm not fooling. PEACE.