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ANSWERS: 16
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My pants are all wet, can I hop into yours?
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The worst I ever had said to me was 2 guys came up to my friend and I outside the bar and said they had just entered a kissing contest in Wisconsin (I live in New York). The one guy said he had won and his friend was bitter that he came in 2nd. They were wondering if we would be interested in rejudging for them to see if that was right. They didn't get a kiss, but it made for a great story to tell people about and laugh after.
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GUY: So did it hurt?.... CHICK: ehh... did what hurt? GUY: When you fell down from heaven
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You must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you!!!
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... guy whispers quietly ... "tickle your cnnt with a feather" ... gal ... "what did you say?" ... guy says loudly ... "I said typical country weather."
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Are you tired? You have been running through my mind all day.
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I ain't got a clue.
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I lost my number, can I have yours?
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"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
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Is that a mirror in you pants? Cause I can see my self in them.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" next to each other!
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man to lady -oh hi! oops, ive gotten you mixed up with my mum, but you are much hotter.
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what would you like for breakfast? I'll be serving it in bed (this was asked at 8 p.m. in a smoky bar)
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I'm hungry, would you like to be eaten out?
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i lost my phone number , can i have yours ?
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