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Your probably the first guy in the world who has asked that question lol. Could get circumsized
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Find a woman who will tear down your ego,your dreams,your self esteem. That ought to do it.
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stick an ice cube down the front of your pants.
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Well, is he fully grown yet? Does he get fluffed up if you play with him? Has he got all the females he can handle? If the answer's Yes to all these questions, then I don't think there's much you can do except chop his head off and have him for dinner! ;D
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Get married
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Pair of scissors should do the trick...
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Look at pictures of Amy Winehouse.
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Date a woman with large hands.
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Become morbidley obese. You can even make it disappear altogether if your huge enough.
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Think about baseball.
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Sometimes the imagination can be a b...h!If it gets any smaller ,you won't be able to find it.
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Castration will do the job nicely.
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This should do it!!
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Get your kitchen knife to cut your private part! Happy!
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move that magnifying glass out of the way
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Get the infection cleared up and the swelling will go down.
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Imagine having sex with her;)
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Put it in the freezer... There is actually a penis reduction surgery available in most countries. You might want to check that out, if youre serious, that is.
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I think Lorena Bobbitt is looking for a new man. Give her a call. You will probably be the first. Problem will eventually be solved.
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2 girls 1 cup . . . unless you like that sort of thing?
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Stop playing with it. +5
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I'm at the Walgreens picking up a prescription and the lady is having trouble finding it. There are about three or four people standing at the counter all waiting for their prescriptions. So she calls out "What is it for?" As in "Announce your disease for the crowd please." (Privacy violation right there.) So I say in a loud voice. "It's to shrink my penis. I have a very large penis and the doctor is trying to shrink it for me." Silence.
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Lorena Bobbit
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why, how big is it? x
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Until and unless you have had at least three complaints, you should not even consider there's a need to do anything at all. It's not nice to fool with mother nature... ;~)
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take a cold shower
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I don't know how big your cock is but mine is 8.5 inches and I wouldn't trade it for nothing. I've never had complaints about my cock being too big although I try not to thrust too hard. The only complaints I've had is in deep throating--the girls can't put it all in their mouth. Most guys are jealous of my size, and I haven't seen any bigger in real life so why would you want it to be smaller. Sometimes my bulge is quite noticeable in a swim suit or some jeans-especially Levi 501's but I wear it with pride.
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Think about grandma. Naked.
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why in the hell do you want to make it smaller. you should be pround of what u got. Your a fool for wanting a smaller dick. I have a 8 inch cock and pround of it. I just think your crazy.
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Skinny dip in a cold lake or pool. That'll get it smaller for a while. For a longer period of time I haven't had much success. Sometimes I've been embarrassed when it goes sideways in my jeans, but If I wear briefs instead of boxers, it's not as noticeable.
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Why would you want to, having a big cock is the best thing ever.
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Find a drunk Rabbi and ask him for a circumcision.
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Surgery... but I have to ask... Just how big is your cock and why would you want it to be smaller??
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You want smaller ?I'm 9 inches and I want it two longer and an inche thicker around.Big guys don't smaller cocks-just women into big ones.
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why would you want it smaller!!!??? the bigger the better in my oponion! how big is it??
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r u fucking nuts?
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