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Don't I know you from somewhere?
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"You are smarter than you look" It's hard to rebound from that one, trust me.
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"Oh my god! That's not a mask?! EWWWW!" What? It's terrible. That or, "Hey, got any hot grandkids?"
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Hi, nice to meet you, any idea who is wearing such cheap cologne?
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Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?
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Well, since no one else will talk to me...
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I've got my own crib, in my mom's basement. She said she's not gonna charge me rent until I get on my feet.
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my boyfriend likes to say this to me when hes being funny. (in a very very southern accent) you got a purrrrty mouth can I make sweet love to it like I did my mommsa chickens? its stupid but you probably shouldnt say something like that.
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Believe it or not I have had men tell me their erect size.
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