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My wife and I say that to each other. She is better at the dishes, but not so good at other household tasks. When I read this, I thought "Oh, hell, I need to feed the laundry monster!" Feeding the laundry monster is our phrase for doing laundry.
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I think of Beauty And The Beast. But then I go and do the dishes, because the damn things need some help.
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My partner says this to me. My response: "My butt's not going to kiss itself, either."
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that somebody better do the dishes
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Brings back memories,me saying, "Sorry mom!!! I'll get on it!"
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I hear that little voice every night, then scramble Fridays before my gitlfriend comes to my house.
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Chinette.
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That I really should turn the dishwasher on.
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do it yourself!!!!
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Your right, you should start washing them. -
Let's wait a little longer, just to make sure.
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Put them in the Dishwasher.
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I think of my mother! And think "shut up ya 'ol bag, they just might! Quit naggin at me"
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buy paper plates lol ps. i hate dishes toooooo
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goddamnit, shut up! you think i dont know that? just shut up! if you want me to do it, just ask! ...bitch
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Thats why I buy paper and I still hear "The paper plates aren't going to throw themselves away"
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That I'm screwed and I'm going to have to wash dishes again tonight.
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well, you two have something in common
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