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We should make him read something that's NOT physics. He'd probably hate literature so let's leave 'Shakespeare' in his room.
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ooooh....let's just whack him!!! *warms up fist*
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Let's use that "magic eraser" someone had while ago.
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Don't make me call my uncle. Joey "the nose"
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I say we have him hung, drawn and quartered:)
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I wouldn't mess with him, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. If you try to hit him across the face with a two by four, you'll probably hit yourself on accident and have to go in for stitches.
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Of course I'll help... in a dignified and sophisticated way ;) Actually, my geography teacher is a Mr Murphy, and a more condescending (sp?) man you'd struggle to find. Needless to say, nobody likes him.
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It would not help. It would just be beating up the messenger. The message would remain, and whether we like it or not, it is true....
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In reference to Tom's answer; he has a good point, so: Torture the messenger 'til he tells us how to change the message!
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Naah...I like his law. Especially all the offshoots of it... http://www.murphys-laws.com/
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We can stick him in a pen, and all takes turns at him with a cattle prod.
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Somehow I think it would be fitting for him to meet his demise at the hands of a Rube Goldberg Machine. You turn the crank that lifts the weight that smashes the tomato that fills the glass that pulls the string that starts the hairdryer that blows the candle that breaks the balloon that drops the book that hits the switch that fries his A**. Of course it would probably never work.... ;^)
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We can all try, I don't know how successful we will be, because everything that can go wrong usually does when it comes to hurting him.
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ill beat him with a golf club ... only to find i end up hitting myself on the head
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If there's a mob, there's a way. Sign me up. To answer the torture or whack him question, either one is fine.
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