What is the best proctologist story you know? (need not be true)
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A guy went to the proctologist because he thought he was having problems with hemrroids. The proctologist told him to undress and lay on his stomach and he would be back in. He left the room so the patient could get dressed. When the proctologist came back through the door, that man was laying on his stomach. The proctologist had him scoot his bottom down so his bottom was on the edge/ end of the table. The table began to lift up in the air so the proctologist would have a closer clearer view. As the proctologist placed the probe into the patient's anus, all the sudden a gerbil started backing out of the patients anus. The proctologist screamed, "What the hell?" And the patient looked around and said, "Well, there you are you little rascal. I told you not to eat my shorts again!"
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