Why should guys take aspirins on a date?
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Well, they have to stand a woman for an hour at least!
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in case his date has a "headache"
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The thing is, Aspirins don't get out much. In the pursuit of equality, everyone should take and aspirin out on a date at least once.
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When I went out drinking I used to take some aspirin about midnight to avoid a hangover the next day.
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Because it's a common test of his preparedness, it's listed in the *Proper courtship primer* Page 42 "To test the prospect on his ability to provide for any emergency, it would be advisable to feign a headache about halfway through the date. This will also serve to allow you an early out should he turn out to be a clod."
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To prevent a heart attack when he sees the bill
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