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Cut down the tree!
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Cut down the tree, or buy a cat :-)
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cut down the tree. you guys are morons
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If you can't cut down the tree, either throw plastic sheeting over it everytime you park, park somewhere else, or keep a spray bottle filled with water and some paper towels in your car so you can wash the bird doo off every day. Parking somewhere else seems the simplest solution to me.
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Park your car in the street. Cut down your tree. Put a scarecrow in the tree. Buy a car cover.
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