by Ahmed Ali on February 18th, 2008

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If u found paris in ur bathroom naked what would u do?

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by Freddy Says remove all moderation points on February 18th, 2008
An entire city? In my bathroom? Naked?

How would I open the door?
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- It's hypothetical, expand your mind! : P hehe
  
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  by Twhupfold on February 18th, 2008
- Pass me the mushrooms, then!
  
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  by Freddy Says remove all moderation points on February 18th, 2008
- awww beat me to that one. :) +++
  
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  by TX Rules is sad about new AB on February 18th, 2008
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by elskwared on February 18th, 2008
Flush!! And wave goodbye.
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by Penny The Wise on February 18th, 2008
Kill my boyfriend? That would be the only explanation.
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by Lovehearts on February 18th, 2008
Tell her to get out of my bathroom and put some clothes on :)
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by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on February 18th, 2008
Ponder the situation then read the opening monologue of Richard III while covering her in sea salt and mashed blueberries.
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- Damn! That's what I was gonna say.
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  by Ruby Doomsday on March 1st, 2008
- I'm sure that's what everyone was going to say...
  
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  by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on March 2nd, 2008
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by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on February 18th, 2008
I'd look for her little gem encrusted pink cell phone and anonymously call 911 to get her stomach pumped cuz that uptight pretentious little stuck-up C**T would gave only have wound up there accidentally having gotten too wasted. then high tail it out of there.

Once that was underway find out how much I could make out of an exclusive from the Enquirer or any of those other rags. And perhaps put the cell phone on Ebay.
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by Seraphim Shinobi on February 18th, 2008
kick her out, donate her clothes to a charity shop
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- nice touch!
  
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  by bingobongo - is really losing interes... on August 18th, 2008
- i'd love to see her face when she sees one of her dresses in oxfam!! hahaha
  
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  by Seraphim Shinobi on August 18th, 2008
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by Anonymous on February 18th, 2008
Throw her out! yeah, right!
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by OmarFW on February 18th, 2008
Dude she's ugly. Yuck. I ain't tapping that.
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- Just because you find something in your bathroom doesn't mean you have to tap it. In fact, in most cases that's discouraged! :P
  
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  by Ruby Doomsday on March 1st, 2008
- True. I was just stating that in general. Not really scenario related. My mistake.
  
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  by OmarFW on March 2nd, 2008
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by roadpup2 on February 18th, 2008
Get her dressed and ask her to leave. I find nothing appealing about Paris Hilton.
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by Missy on February 18th, 2008
Kick her out!!!!
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by Nathan Explosion on February 18th, 2008
puke!
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by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 18th, 2008
Stand her over the shower drain, run some water and watch her slide down with room to spare;)
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by HELLO on February 18th, 2008
Take some pics
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by Jeztyr - whispering in the ears of kings on February 18th, 2008
Use it as an opportunity to dress her properly.
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by Egico is now Egioz on March 16th, 2008
call the police and have her charged with breaking and entering, or maybe take a photo and sell it to the tabloids.
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by altgirl84 on February 18th, 2008
Force her down on her knees and...make her scrub my floors with a toothbrush :P
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by Jade on February 18th, 2008
Hand her a towel, an old one, and show her the door. Being "overexposed" does not seem to bother her anyway.
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by Twhupfold on February 18th, 2008
Find her some clothes then demand that she either explains why (and how?) she is in our house or leaves immediately.
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by Jabberwacky on February 18th, 2008
Be Embarresed? See her naked?
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by NotAPeoplePerson on April 24th, 2008
Call animal control.
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by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on April 24th, 2008
Get her drunk, ask her if I can "borrow" 10,000 dollars, and then leave.
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- Only $10,000?
  
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  by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on April 25th, 2008
- Yeah, it's enough to tide me over for a few months. :)
  
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  by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on April 25th, 2008
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by phinswin on March 26th, 2008
"Accidentally" slip and fall, then blame her in a lawsuit.
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by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 26th, 2008
call the press and the police
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by Psycho_Matt on March 26th, 2008
risk leads to greatness
in other words...
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by Firebrand on March 26th, 2008
Tell her to get the hell out.
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by SmileyMiley555 on March 26th, 2008
...Nothing...I just wanna see what size boobies she has lol just kidding! I'd call 911 and get her out!
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by brandy on March 16th, 2008
Sanitize my bathroom after kicking her out.
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by Tamilze on March 16th, 2008
Her.
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by Rescuer Treesaw on March 16th, 2008
Tell her to clean it while she was there
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by Mr DominQuez Is Gone From AB on March 16th, 2008
Try to get her into rehab until she wasn't crazy any more.
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by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on March 16th, 2008
Change my locks.
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by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on March 16th, 2008
Throw her out. Who names their kid after a hotel in France anyway yo...
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- Dude....Paris is a city in France...
  
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  by WoOZackWoO on March 16th, 2008
- Dude...Paris Hilton is a destination...
  
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by Veldingst on March 16th, 2008
Screan in shock, take a picture and sell it to peparatzi, call police, have nightmares...
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by Kris Kringle on April 24th, 2008
I would probably call 911 or blow up my house.
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by Nada Normal on April 1st, 2008
flush twice
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by Jewel on April 1st, 2008
Go find my son and give him a thumbs up!
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by BigDaddyBS on April 1st, 2008
Ask her to excuse me for a moment, get my camera, take some pix to sell to the tabloids, and kick her out... With or without her clothes, I don't know at this point.

I'm sure my 3 black labs bitches and rat-terrier would chase her all the way out... Of course, she wouldn't know that the barking labs only wanted to jump up and lick her (call them "black lickers (liquors - get it?), and the little barking dog's the one to worry about! (Never bit anyone, but he's got the personality at times!) LOL
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by Caveman on April 1st, 2008
sell her on e-bay.
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by Takei-Shihan on April 1st, 2008
... fill my camera's memory card with pictures of her while she was nude, at least a few with both her and I ... (sell later) ... and talk to her about her hiring me to be her personal trainer / security / guard
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by Barrat per negòci on April 1st, 2008
Have her clean my bathroom while I look for the number for hazmat. When hazmat arrives, have them remove her.
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by Lisa Garcia on April 1st, 2008
scream eew and run out. not sure
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by Derek DuCote on March 16th, 2008
Point and laugh.
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by Anonymous on March 16th, 2008
....pass the soap?
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by Anonymous on March 16th, 2008
Feed her
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by Kiss A Fat Babys Ass on March 26th, 2008
I would give her a pearl necklace.
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by DiSTurBiA on March 26th, 2008
charge for rides. $.25 a ride. LOL
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by th0mkat on April 24th, 2008
Disinfect it
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by squarepeg on March 26th, 2008
call the police.
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by Jecks on April 1st, 2008
Take photo's and blackmail her
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