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kuyakev
ANSWERS: 23
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.... Hi.
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Hello beautiful naked woman;)
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Put some clothes on its a cold night and you dont want to catch a cold :)
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Did you know your clothes are invisible? I DO like that dress, though! ;-)
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Excuse me, but do you know you're naked?
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Nice shoes.
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What is said depends on the age of the male viewing her; 13 Year Old - *Silence in awww of the sight* 18 Year Old - "Are you sure it's safe for cousins..." 30 Year Old - "So....you're catholic" 60 Year Old - "In my defence your honour...."
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I'm sorry I must be in the wrong apartment
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usually when i see one i just say things like, "Emily, are we going to lunch or are we eating here?" because the only beautiful naked lady i see is my sister.
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In the words of George Michael: "Gotta have faith-a-faith-a-faith-a!!!!!"
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"Seriously, how did you end up with me?", I think this all the time, i think my gf is getting the shaft.
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do you come here often?
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excuse me, do you mind pinching me? i must be dreaming a beautiful naked woman:-)
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There was a whole "Candid Camera" TV show ... and they actually made a short movie called, "What do You Say to a Naked Woman?" ... they hide a small camera & mike in an elevator where there is a woman who is wearing matching hat, shoes, and a purse ... that is all ... My favourite comment was a simple smile and, "I like your outfit, maam."
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Uuuh........*eeeep*........er......egh........uh.....pghpghpgh........erk*
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did you know someone took your clothes?
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"Please put your clothes back on. You're not my type."
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Very, very nice.;-)
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Nothing ! Talk is cheap...actions speak louder than words. ;-)
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oh god, it's happening again!! or hmmm.....<check watch>.....Tuesday already?
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Where have you been all my life? that or Well since your clothes are already off i suggest we get strait to the point
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put some clothes on
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Good morning...
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