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Superman, Imagine a girl somewhat doggie style, and the guy not even touching the bed (should be called Supergirl)
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Beverly Hillbilly, when preforming cunnilius the anus is stimulated by mistake Blind Houdini, when engaged in doggy style the man fakes an ejaculation when the partner turns around the male ejaculates into their eye temporarily blinding them Cleveland Steamer, when one party deficates on the other parties chest and then sits down in the feces and rocks back and forth Exon Valdez, a premeditated act where a female pokes a hole in her diaphram and uses petrolium jelly rather than spermicidal jeely in the hopes of becoming pregnant Glazing the Doughnut, ejaculation onto the labia or anus The Amadeus(Mozart), a sexual act so violent in nature that it knocks the wig off one of the participants The Pilsbury Dough Boy, the act of cunnilius on a female with a yeast infection Rodeo, The attempt to maintain penetration for 8 seconds after informing the recipient of your sexual encounter with a close relative or friend of theirs Trojan Horse, the act where a male perforates the tip of a condom to increase the likely hood of impregnating a female There are more but it's 130 and I'm tired.
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Heres some more: Zulu Hammer- When you stand above the chick and lift up your dick and smack her on the head. The Houdini or the David Copperfield- When you are fucking her doggystyle, then instead of nutting on her back, you spit on her back (to give the illusion that you are done) then when she turns around, you jizz on her face. Sandy Koufax- Very similar to the Houdini, but after you spit, you jizz in your hand, then you say "Now pitching... Sandy Koufax...." when she turns around, you throw it in her face. The Pirate- Similar to the Koufax, but you aim for her eye, and kick her in the shin. The Sandy Pelican-When you are having sex on the beach, in between thrusts, pull out, and dip your dick into the sand. Re-insert. Donkey Punch- During doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life Charlie's Load- Women's answer to a Donkey Punch...this happens when a guy is in a sitting while a girl is performing fellatio on him. At the last second when they guy is about to blow his load, the girl hauls off and punches the guy as hard as she can in the thigh to give him a charlie horse. Which, if done at the right time, will result in a explosive semen launch from the penis
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