If someone asks "Are you ticklish?" this means they are probably going to tickle you. What's the best response to stop this from happening?
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Assuming you don't want to be tickled? "No, I'm contagious."
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It's a catch 22 dear. If you say "no" they are going to want to see if you are lying. If you say "yes" they are going to do it. You're best bet is if someone asks you that...run.
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Not only ticklish but nauseous as well.
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Smile and politely say, "Yes, and if you try I will break my foot off'n yo ass." Then quickly change the subject, holding that creepy, wide-eyed, friendly smile.
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"If you like your hands where they are, attatched to your wrists, then I would highly advise you DO NOT touch me." in the most serious tone you have
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"I am ticklish...well, sort of. My doctor told me it's called 'Zinkrophobia.' Instead of laughing, I go into an uncontrollable fit of rage."
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Say, "I have diarrhea."
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I tell them the truth: I am so ticklish that I can't be responsible for my actions when tickled. I once broke someone's arm when she tickled me, and I didn't intend to. I was merely trying to fend her off, but I swung her arm into the back of a chair. That usually makes them think twice about tickling me.
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