Thank you.

I would say thanks, and promptly begin putting that money to good use by helping people in my community that need help for valid reasons.

Have a heart attack an die probably, so best just give me $10 to be on the safe side :)

Thank you, Can I buy you a drink?

Thanks a billion! Keep half for yourself.!

I'd quickly hire a full time lawyer and contact several wealth-management firms. I'd put $1,000,000,000 in each of 90 reputable money-management firms and then spend the remaining ten billion dollars on candy.

Say thank you and probably hug and kiss you for about three hours.......then hug and kiss the money.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!

I would probably cry, and faint.

I can´t say. I would probably do something unexpected.

With Gabster in tow we'd disappear and wouldn't tell anybody.

Thank you. Is it a gift? I hope I will be able to use this money wisely. Because I never had so much.

"I am in your debt! What would you like from me in return, now that I can grant you almost any wish?"

Thank-you! Now pack your bags cause we are going to Jamaica,Rio and the Bahama's!!!

I'd say, "THANK YOU SO VERY, VERY, VERY MUCH!"

Probably I would pretty much do or say whatever you wanted for at least 24 hours :)

i'd start by saying thank you and then i'd find an accountant

if it's clean money, then yes. if it's drug money or some other dirty money, then no....LoLz...my freedom is far more precious

I would thank you profusely, and wonder why you gave it to me, and where it came from. I would invest it and share it with my friends and family, and also pay off my bills with it. I'd then travel extensively, and build a couple of homes, perhaps buy an island, also. I would also donate some of it to several carefully preselected charitable organizations. I would also be sure to hire a lawyer, an accountant and a few household staff.

"Thank you! What's the catch?"

I would ask you how much you are keeping for yourself.

THANK YOU! (at least I'd try to get that much out past the tears of joy)

say "Thank you"

i'd be extremely nervous about where the money came from (that's one hundred billion after all!)

''Later yo...''

Thanks!!!

sorry...I still won't try anal

I would thank you at the same time enquire the source of the money.=)

Say thank you, give you a bazillion hugs, then start looking into ways to invest my money and see who I can help.

Say 'Thank you". Actually is this before or after taxes?

ask what the catch was, and if there wasn't one, I would buy you a few drinks.

Where did you get that much money?

"Thank you very much".

Buy Playboy, have Paris Hilton wipe my ass and distribute free beer

I would probably be speechlees for a while and truly humbled. At some point though I'd have to tell you that I wouldn't keep most of it. I would use as much as I could to make the world a better place. It's rediculous for one person to have so much money.

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then go buy stuff

I'd say <<You've got to be kidding me...>>.Then check if the money is fake or stolen(taking you with me ofc).If it was i'd give you in and say <<That's for trying to deceive me bitch.>>If it was real and not stolen then i'd say <<Woah thank you.But have you gone nuts or sth giving me that much money?>>

I would ask to see your identification.

I'd donate $99,000,000,000 to various charities that I feel could do some good in this world/country. Then, with my 1 billion, I'd buy a huge ranch in Texas and build my own private lake (if there wasn't already a lake there,) and go hunting and fishing all day, (on days that my family and I are not out on vacations.

Well, first I’d say “thank you.” Next I’d tithe. How you think the Church would react to a $10B check? :-D Goodness knows the government would have their grubby hands in the transaction, so I’d have to pay probably $40B or so in taxes. I’d also put at least $10B in savings and at least $10B into low-risk ventures. Even at a meager 3% return, that would net me about $100M/year after taxes, tithing, and some $50M/year in other offerings. We’d never have to worry about money again! Next I’d pay off my house and make some improvements to it. (I might even buy a different house instead, but it would have to be just the right location, since we love where we are so much.) I’d also buy the cornfield that abuts our property, if for no other reason than to keep it from being developed. I’d also kill off our relatively small amount of additional debt (most of it student loans) and put a few million aside for my kids’ college and mission funds. At that point I’d probably still have about $30B left, so I’d pay off any debt accrued by any member of my family, maybe even have custom homes built for everybody at one end of my newly acquired cornfield. ;-) Once all this was said and done, I’d probably just donate whatever was left over to the Church. There‘s so much suffering in the world… I shudder to think how much good could and would be done with that kind of money and no operating expenses. :-) Ah, one can dream….

I'd say "Thanks", and then "What's the catch?"

That much money would only bring sadness ... unless it was given to those who really need it ... I would say thanks ... but no thanks ... let's use it to help the hungry and sick kids ... then possibly help save a species. But I would love you for offering ... and love you more for understanding my refusal. Thankyou

I'd say thanks, then i'd employ specialists to handle allocation and distribution of the majority of it for the purpose of providing necessary care for every sick starving dying abused neglected child that i could possibly locate. What wasn't used immediately would be invested for the purpose of providing further funds to continue allocation in the future.

Wow... long time, oh well... Faint... wake up, thank you, faint again, wake up thank you, faint again- about ten times... then stay awake, keep on thanking you profusely, while thinking it's a joke. Then after realizing it's not, I would plit it into 7ths... $14,285,714,300/person... Put $$14,285,614,300 in a college/trust for me. $14,285,714,300 in fund for my bother, another $14,285,714,300 in a fund for my step-sister, another $14,285,714,300 in fund for my step-sister.. Give $14,285,714,300 to my Grandparents to pay off my Grandma's Hospital Bills and stuff... and then give the last $14,285,714,300 to my parents... pay off house, credit card debit... hire people to fix up house... do whatever... With the $100,000 I took out and put in bank, I would go to boarding school and after I graduated, travel the world... get a degree in English... get a part-time job being a Journalist or something... something I love, but If I make ends meet I'll still live considering the money I have... I won't waste the money I get when I turn old enough to get it, but I won't worry about not being able to eat and stuff. Build an antique looking house... four bedrooms, 3 baths... one bath connecting two bedrooms. Master Suite and another Guest bedroom with a bath. A 2 car garage, with separate in-law suite. A gazebo out back, with a pond and pool... in Sunny Tennessee. On 2 1/2 Acres. Maybe have a stable, but probably not. Gotta have my little round tower... And I may have another house built back home (MD) for when I come to stay... Like a townhouse or Loft-like apartment... Divide what ever I had left in half and give half to charity... Either that or build another house and make a foster home out of it...

i would say thank you.. but im not really in need of that much money.. rather give it to someone who would rather need it..