Next? Hello... How may I help you?
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Jay Was Here - AYPWIP
ANSWERS: 51
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Call center speak I suppose.
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umm hello, they sent me here to see about getting my nudey photos for the Playboy Centerfold hunt. Am I in the right place? Oh, and do these look "natural"?
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I'd like a chicken salad wrap meal, and instead of the fries could I have mozzarella sticks with the marinara sauce? And I'll have a Sierra Mist, please. You guys at Arby's are just great!
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I want a refund!!!
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Fries.
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Yeah, I've got this thing I need you to look at. Oh...should I take my pants off now?
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I want one of those, never mind I'll take that, yeah that will work. Oh wait, can I change to this over here? Yep, thats what I want.
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Yeah, there was something you promiced to do, have you forgotten? lol Hey Jay!
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I've got this pain...riiiight here ;P Can you help me?
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Uuh, yes. I'd like to take out a loan for $1,000,000,000.00 :â—‹Þ
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Ya can you get me 28 hours a day?Time is not enough for me now!!
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Hi, uh..how do you turn it on?
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Hello, can I have a box of, erm....cough sweets please and a box of...(cough)..er tissues....and a box of dur'..acell batteries.....you say would you like a box of durex young man?...er (mumbles)...yeah please!!! ;0)
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Hello, i would like a tall Mocachino with whipped cream on the top :) yumm hahahaha
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Can a get a hamburger with onions, cheese, pickles and ketchup. And a Meduim fry. Thanks!
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Help there is a snake in my bathtub PLEEEASE get itOUT!!! NOW.
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Yeah G'day mate...Look I ordered a thin BBQ cheese pizza 20 minutes ago...and...I'm still waiting. *Taps watch*
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Lube. A cucumber. And some kitty litter.
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So I have this friend.... don't you love sentences that start out like that, especially when you know what is going to come next. :P I feel like I am playing one way phone tag!
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This one of them drive-thru liquor stores I've heard so much about? I''d like a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Private Stock, ...wait better make that two. A bottle of Bundy 'overproof' ...OH and a straw!
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Bring him home.....Please??
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Yep, send the maid service over so I can AB and do other fun things today instead of housework.
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HI IM HERE TO SUE SPONGBOB. HE WAS STARING AT ME
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A tall black coffee would be really nice! Did you get that? BLACK!
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*CRASH* *GRINDGRINDGRINDGRIND* *THUMP* *CRASH* *cranks window down* Hello, I'll have a #3 with extra cheese and a Dr. Pepper to drink. What? Your drive-thru is around back?
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hi i was wondering if i could have a return flight to neverland.
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you could give me a million bucks for my retirement fund... :-)
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Wait till' late this evening, when your words are long and drawn out. I can challenge myself better to you, then.
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you may get me my coffee!
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Lover
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Hello? Room service.... We've cleared out the mini fridge up here. We are going to need some more libations. And snacks. What room.... yeah... just follow the music.... PARTYYYY!
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..is it me.. you're looking for? no...oops
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Good Evening;) Did you have a wonderful day today;)!! Mine was just fine thanks;)
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Hello? Houston, we have a problem!!
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hello...I don't know why you say hello I say goodbye....
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..............."is it me your looking for?"
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Hello, "I Just Called To Say I Love You" Stevie Wonder
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Allo! Oui! Commet cava?
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..How are you..:)
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Hi there! Glad to see you!!!!!!!!!:):):)
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Hi! How are you? Did you enjoy your trip to China? How did you manage to survive? Did you know I sent assasins to kill you? Did you realize it was only a joke? Are you OK? Bye... >D
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Did you get your computer mixed up with your phone again??
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Hi there Giraffey!
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Can you hear me now? Good. :P
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Blue eyes..or green eyes ..or brown eyes or hazel eyes which ever one fits. lol
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hi! this is robin from the ...[some randome company]... we would just like to notify you that you have won a free car!! :P
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Hola! Como se llamo? Qual es?
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Watzzzzzzz up! lol
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Yes, I'm here to cash my winning lottery ticket
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You can help by answering one of the other many questions, if you want to help...
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you can give me some points or rub my back, your choice.
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