Once upon a time there was a man called peter who...........?
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Piper
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Hated Dr.Laura, her radio talkshow and all her books. That he would only be friends with people who like him wanted nothing to do with her.
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picked a peck of pickled pepper????
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didn't remember that "fill in the blank" questions were against AB rules. ;-)
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...had a wife but couldn't keep her. So he put her in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her very well. That is kind of creepy when you think about it.
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got kicked in the sacks by a girl called Rita
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...who sang a little diddy: "There's a skeeter on my peter flick it off. There's a skeeter on my peter flick it off. There's a dozen on my cousin, you can hear them suckers buzzin' There's a skeeter on my peter flick it off!"
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...married a girl who was neater
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Fell out a building onto a parking meter,
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Didn´t believe in Santa Claus, so he finally received one ton of coal.
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Loved engines & cars, and spent every day working on them. Unfortunately, his wife did not share his passion, and made him sleep on the sofa last night. Coupled with the onset of slight dementia & the fact that he was 68 years old & had just bought a Kawasaki GPX750 motorbike, Peter was not very popular with his wife. So he avoided her like the plague, and never listened to her reasoning, and had a very unhappy rest of his retirement.
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Married Pam.
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........ didn't have a Peter.
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crashed his car.
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had a wife and could not keep her.
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