ANSWERS: 10
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Shaken, straight up, with a twist.
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Shaken of course. Who stirs a martini? Are they right in the head?
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I like mine jiggled.
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May I have something else shimmied and shaken < I do not like Martinis
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I like mine down and dirty.
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A limerick: There once was a man named Sweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie He thought it uncouth So he added vermouth and slipped his girlfriend a martini (shaken not stirred)
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How about thrown out the window?
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Shaken and dirty, preferably with absolut peppar vodka.
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I prefer them in the nude, with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
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Just shaken for me please.
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