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Fox Happy
ANSWERS: 17
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Dance, baby
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lock my children in the basement
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Call my friends and try to find the guns.
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time to enact zombie plan # 15 (grab weapons and head to Canada!)
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I would laugh and watch the mayhem from my 7th floor window. Maybe call my sister to find out why no one told me about the family reunion...Damn why am I always the last to know.
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Defend myself!
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Make a plan of action... Get the machete, and the chainsaw, and the shotgun, maybe my ninja sword...
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Hand him directions to Chris is Bringing Sexy Back's House, and call it a night. I need some sleep! :)
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Chris and I would have a ball dismantling them all in a gruesome yet irresistibly seductive dance of massacre. Chainsaws are the symphony, and entrails the dance floor. :)
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go all resident evil lady on em :) LOL
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Get all my friends together and enact our zombie survival plan. Yes, I really have thought this through. :)
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Scream. Take pictures. Then set them on the English. lol
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there would finally be thrill to my life. i'd pick up my shotgun, all of my pistols, grenades, and knives and go on a glory hunt with the only friend i have. i would empty every shell and cartridge that i'd have and start hacking away at them with my butcher knife. i'd be in killing frenzy...i can see it now. there would be blood and guts flying all over the place. i'd savor every single kill and when i was finished, i'd bask in my glory while bathing in their blood. the sight of screaming families and children would make me luster even more and would fuel the killing spree. eventually, as they tore me pieces, i'd make sure i'd tear out as many limbs, eyes and snap as many of necks as i possibly could.
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First I'd steal a big truck--take out some zombies--and then I'd go to Walmart--take out some zombies-- and get Rope, guns, food, and fishing tools. Then I'd drive to the Washington coast, find a good boat and wait things out.
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flip my mattress over the window after gaathering all of the food in my house and bringing it to my room. then move the bed in front of the door. i would move the dresser in front of the mattress so it would hold. i would get all my knives, swords, axes, shovels, spears, and guns and then bring them to my room. i would then wait till food is almost out then charge outside where i will have a van waiting and drive to a nearby lake with an island. steal a boat, plant seeds, and start a new life on said island.
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super flying lunge karate kick to the throat which would, or course, decapitate said zombie. then prepare for zombie apocalypse.
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Break out my handy-dandy "Zom-Be-Gone" repellent spray and voila.
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