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The Plan!


Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses'. She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

I think that it is the smartest solution I have heard . I don't care if he wrote it or not, I don't care if he gave the speech or not, it is exactly what I would like to see being carried out. It is not a racist rant, this is America and those that don't agree we don't need here anyway. Hopefully they will take their stupidity and go back where they came from and take anyone else that doesn't like it with them.

Insular, racist, fascist nonsense. I'd be appalled if Robin Williams wrote it but, fortunately, he didn't. Not sure where William's politics lay but I suspect he's pretty annoyed about it if he has half a brain. The supposed rant is actually taken from an email that is simply a scam email sent out to get idiots to forward to everyone in their email box so someone in Nigeria knows who to write to next time they have some money to give away. Remember that next time you get told you've won a lottery you never entered...

AWE <3 Harsh but cute +3. (I LOVE Robin Williams)

Who cares if its a hoax - it makes sense and sounds fair

I agree with some things but i'm 22(foreign) and a student does that make me a bomber? So i would have more trouble if i wanted to visit the united states? +5

Edit: And where can you get the oil? when saudi arabia is one of main exporters of oil and the earth is running short of it.

I don't care who wrote it; I'm voting them in! Sounds like an excellent plan.