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What's your favorite line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

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by Taylor on January 22nd, 2008
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I fart in your general direction.

It's only a flesh wound!
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- It is impossible to pick just one.
  
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  by Arisztid on January 22nd, 2008
- :) Yes, it is! -- I know which is your favorite, of course. ;)
  
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by Arisztid on January 22nd, 2008
How can you pick just one??

I shall just pick the entire "bring out your dead" sketch.

Man: Here's one-
Cart-master: Ninepence.
Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead!
Cart-master: (suprised) What?
Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence....
Old Man: I'm not dead!
Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
Man: Yes he is.
Old Man: I'm not!
Cart-master: 'E isn't?
Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill...
Old Man: I'm getting better!
Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulations!
Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart....
Man: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im....
Old Man: I feel fine!
Man: Well, do us a favor...
Cart-master: I can't!
Man: Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long...
Cart-master: No, gotta get to Robinson's, they lost nine today.

etc...

Sound is off on this clip..
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- Yeh. "Oh don't be such a baby" cracks me up every time.
  
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  by Nuttsky on January 22nd, 2008
- The whole thing obliterates me. I am about to embed the clip. I have seen it only the Gods knows how many times and I still crack up.
  
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  by Arisztid on January 22nd, 2008
- I knew it. :) Great movie, all the way around. So nice to see you back.
  
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  by Taylor on January 22nd, 2008
- Things are looking better. :)
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  If you want to know where the Stalker Saga lies right now, read the comment thread to Auntie Em's answer:
  http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2112595
  
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  by Arisztid on January 22nd, 2008
- This movie is genius. LOL
  
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  by Da Azian Boi on January 22nd, 2008
- I think "The Life of Brian" is close but not completely up to The Holy Grail's level.
  
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  by Arisztid on January 22nd, 2008
- Personally, I like Life of Brian the best. It's my favorite.
  
  Aris, I got your email response and I will get one out to you. I have been a little brain dead the past couple of days, due to 'stress'. Nothing like yours, but I know you can relate. I will check out the link though, and hope to get with you tomorrow.
  
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  by Taylor on January 22nd, 2008
- Alrighty. The link describes the end result of the email. I put the link in my profile along with a little more information. That is more of the story and all that I can say.
  
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  by Arisztid on January 22nd, 2008
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by Gonzo on January 22nd, 2008
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate!!?:
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by Nuttsky on January 22nd, 2008
Immanuel Kant
Was a real piss-ant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger
Was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume
Could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Rene Descartes
Was a drunken fart
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There’s nothin’ Nietzsche
Couldn’t teach ya
‘Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself
Was permanently pissed……

John Stuart Mill
Of his own Free Will
On half a pint of shandy grew particularly ill.
Plato they say
Could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey ev’ry day.
Aristotle Aristotle
Was a bugger for the bottle
And Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And Rene Descartes
Was a drunken fart
“I drink; there fore I am.”

There’s nothin’ Nietzsche
Couldn’t teach ya
‘Bout the raising of the wrist.
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he’s pissed!
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- From the record taped in NYC right?
  
  Wow great stuff! I'd give ya 100 pts if I could.
  
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by Mr. Meaulnes on January 22nd, 2008
"We are now the Knights who say...'Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm'!
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by Rec 13 on January 22nd, 2008
It's only a fleash wound
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by Nuttsky on January 22nd, 2008
And the entire Bruces' Philosophers' Song, which I have memorized in its entirety. Sing it for you? No, no, I just couldn't.
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- oooh, sing it!
  
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  by compactdisc on January 22nd, 2008
- Oh if you INSIST. But I'll have to put it into an answer blank - I know it won't upload as a comment.
  
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  by Nuttsky on January 22nd, 2008
- Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and myself would like to hear it
  
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  by Tallyman on March 16th, 2008
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by Nuttsky on January 22nd, 2008
And she has these HUGE.... TRACTS OF LAND.
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by Little Bo Peep on January 22nd, 2008
It's only a flesh wound.
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by Tamilze on January 24th, 2008
"And then...the oral sex!"

That was Zoot...or Dingo...or whoever.
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by KagomeShuko on January 24th, 2008
1) Run away! Run away! (I say this because my mom's dog tends to run lots when I get near him.)

2) Bring me a shrubbery!

3) Thou shalt not pass three . . . (and the whole holy hand grenade spiel).

4) It's only a flesh wound.

5) I fart in your general direction.
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by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on January 22nd, 2008
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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by beamish on April 5th, 2009
I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
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by Zebra Girl on August 24th, 2008
Your Mother was a Hampster and your Father smelled of Elder berries!

It's just a scratch! Come here, I'll bite your knees off!
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by John John on August 24th, 2008
Bring out your dead.
Im not dead yet.
You will be.

(I hope I got that right)
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by Fox Happy on January 24th, 2008
"She turned me into a newt!!"
"... A Newt?"
"... Well I got better."
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by Tallyman on March 16th, 2008
I like peril!
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by what on January 24th, 2008
It's just a little white rabbit.(or somthing like that)?
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by Takei-Shihan on January 22nd, 2008
That Rabbit is dynomite.

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by Da Azian Boi on January 22nd, 2008
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ... I got better.
Crowd: Burn her anyway!
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Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
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Minstrel: Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: No!
Minstrel: bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: I didn't!
Minstrel: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: I never did!
Minstrel: Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: Oh, you liars!
Minstrel: Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.
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by aQuilo not akilo on March 17th, 2008
In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing

KEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
KEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN: That's easy!
KEEPER: Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?
ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!
KEEPER: Heh heh. Stop! What is your name?
ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
KEEPER: What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEMIR: How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.
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by barsoom_redux on March 17th, 2008
"Well I didn't vote for 'im"
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by ChelseaMark on March 30th, 2008
"Are you the Judean People's Front ? "
" F*** OFF !!! We're The Peoples's Front of Judea !! "

The Life of Brian.

OOps ! Sorry didn't see Holy Grail bit !! What a dope !!
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by Stu B needs no COAT for summer on June 30th, 2008
1. We are the knights who say nicht...we are the keepers of the sacred words, nicht, pang, and neuwong!

2. I blow my nose at you, you silly English types...I fart in your general direction!

3. What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

4. How do you know she's a witch? Well, she turned me into a newt!

to name a few...
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by Suomynona on March 30th, 2008
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.

ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off.

BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
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by Nickipanda on March 30th, 2008
There was much rejoicing?.........."Yeah"
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by phinswin on March 17th, 2008
OMG! I remember them all! What a riot you people are ! I can't pick just one. The Frenchman at the castle in the beginning made me lose it ! The cow being tossed on the catapult was hilarious! The whole movie reeks of obscure comedy. Stupid humor. .....I love it!
Why does Monty Python require a "special" understanding?
I live in the USA. Most people don't understand British humor here.
Life of Brian is also hilarious if you have ever read the BIBLE.
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by eric on January 22nd, 2008
I wish I were a girlie. Like my dear mama.
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