How would you capture or kill a bigfoot monster?
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American4FreeHealth
ANSWERS: 29
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I suppose you'd have to find it first
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There was a program on the "History channel" about that thing today. I'm still not convinced.
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Post in front of the shoe store and aim.
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i think you would have to blow him up with exposives because thats what i did in my dream:) lol so thats how i guess
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I would use my 458 Win Mag 510 grain pure stoping power if it stops the largest animals in the world good luck Bigfoot.
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i would tranquilize it, call a Local Zoo & ship it there, so it would be under constant care & study
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I wouldn't. If he were a man-eating monster capable of terrorizing neighborhoods, he would have made a more viable appearance by now. Come on, have you never seen Harry and the Hendersons?
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If this is a real creature,I would not kill it unless my life was in danger.I would rather get a tranquilizer dart made for a giant Grizzly Bear and shoot it with that and take it some ware to be studied and set free again.But if I did have to kill one I would want to have a 460 Weatherby Rifle and a 500 S&W as a side arm.I think the 460 and the 500 have enough power to take down a giant creature.
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Find a female bigfoot if the monster is male. Put a pair of red high heels on her. But tell her in spite off all you do, it is a must to look like she is a challenge. Then, have her pose and twist her hair a little. When he has taken the bait just drop a big net over him. But please, whatever you do don't kill him! Just put him up for pet adoption.
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I would likely use my 30-06 and then pack his body out of the mountains on my biggest pack horse. I live in the pacific Northwest so this topic comes up frequently. I would then take hair and tissue samples, put the body in a freezer hidden somewhere and start taking bids. A real bigfoot ought to be worth a few million to the right people. Give em the tissue samples for DNA testing then sit back and wait for the highest bidder.
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I would try to bring it in alive,I would either use a trap or a trankulizer dart.If I did see one of these creatures,I would not be able to kill it.If this creature is out there there is not many of them.I do know that some states passed laws that made them a endangerd species.
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I thinkk if they actually existed I would sit down and have coffee with him.. :)
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The same way the gorilla was found. A large group of explorers and hunters getting lost in the wilds for several months and coming back out with a corpse or two.
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Bacok, Bacok, Bacok
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I don't want to kill Bigfoot. He's so freakin cool, probaly the closest thing we have to Chewy (Chewbaca) from Star Wars. Long live Chewy! ;) I'm having tea and Christmas scones with him Friday, would you like to join us for a spot of tea?
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I wouldn't kill him but if you want to capture him, feed him sweets, potatoes, corn, and apples. Once he is close enough offer back scratches; being fuzzy is itchy business. That's about how I captured my bigfoot.
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Easy. Find closest proximity of were you believe is area disturbed by Big Foot monster. Leave a poster with a logo Free Beer! at so and so place.
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With a Baby Ruth? Kinda like the movie Goonies?
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first id lure him in with some jack links beef jerky. as soon as he got close enough, id jump from the trees onto his back and then id slit his throat with my handy dandy pocket knife. i would then proceed to throw him over my shoulders and trek back the nearest dnr outpost and turn him in for a small ransom of 10 billion dollars (the u.s is throwing out money anyway)
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I'd sneak up on him as he sat by his car putting on the plaster feet.
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I would get a gun, a knife, and I would make a trap for the big foot.
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Keep the tranquilizers ready and load them.
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Put out a pair of size 47 shoes, with a sign that says 'Half Price Sale'. That would be so tempting for a bigfoot, because I hear they have a hard time buying shoes that fit--even when shopping at the mall.
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What a bizarre question Why would you want to do either? Certainly not kill it. How could anyone want to kill anything and still call themselves a decent human being? I dont even think i would capture it...can you imagine what would be done to it? It would be caged, poked and tested. What a miserable existence...i would not want to do that to anyon eor anything, so id probably let it go and not say that i saw it
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Make friends with him, marry his sister, invite him to your house, then trick him into trying on some handcuffs. While he's distracted, call the Weekly World News and have them send over their best photographer. EVERYONE will believe it then!
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After seeing the movie "The Abomnimable" i wouldnt like to help you there because the scientist might clone it with that new stuff they are doing. Who wants a world surrounded with big foots?!!!
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a big gofer trap
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In a Hair Net. LOL
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and destroy a legend??? would you?+5
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