What would be some good tag-lines for the release of 61-yr-old Sylvester Stallone's latest "RAMBO" installment?
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MG1942 Has a Life Penguin
ANSWERS: 13
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Good question. Rescue A Monetarily Bankrupt Old man
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RAMDUD
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Rambo...Ouch my back!! Rambo...I've fallen and I can't get up!! Rambo...Now where are my Depends? Rambo...The Battle to stay regular!! Rambo...Has anyone seen my glasses? Rambo...That wasn't me, it was the dog!!
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hold onto your dentures! and grip your Walking Frame! coz Rambo is Back! and more senile than ever.. or... Rambo has a new Enemy.. even deadlier than the last... INCONTINENCE!
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Rambo is back and this time he's armed with Viagra!
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SpyGramps: Rambo & Miley in Afghanistan. Billy Ray Cyrus' jet is shot down by Taliban heat-seeker over enemy territory. He makes a satellite phone call to his daughter requesting help. "These damn, dirty skunks shot my sky wagon out of the sky! And all I've got is a broken tin of chew and a mouth full of dirty peanuts. Miley, I need you to send in the only American even crazy enough to attempt a rescue - That Dirty Old Birdy with the Dementious Doo: Rambo! Got that sweetie? Alright, I gotta get off now, Oswama's got me playin' Achey Breaky for one of his new videos."
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"He's gonna slap your behind into next week!" Old people do that, right? What about, "This time, it's personal again."? I always thought that was funny.
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Take the words from the ending of Rambo 3 (It's been a long time since I watched it so the quote might not be precise): "This film is dedicated to the gallant people of Afghanistan."
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Renew, re-use, recycle...it ain't over till it's over! :)
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Meet the New Rambo! With more paunch than punch! Bringing to the world, the jowls of justice! Hyperventilating his way along dusty trails! Giving us flatulent moments of THRILLS, SPILLS, and Cardiac PILLS! Don't miss this ultimate geriatric flick! A must for pensioners of all ages to see!
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RAMBO......."Hey, slow down! whatt're ya, tryin' to get us all killed, or something!?"
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GRAMBO 5 ! Where did I put my glasses?
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I may be an Italian floppy doppalus at the mo ,but wait till i take my Viagra
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