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... you suddenly see your mom's face on the screen. Yuck!
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It begins with a woman giving a disclaimer that watching adult selections, and masturbation is natural. That was the stupidist one ever!
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the lady takes a spoon and starts eating cum with it. or they put a peeled banana up their vagina
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... the guy is giving the chick a Cincinnati bowtie and proceeds to take a dump on her face then goes from the Cincinnati bowtie to a Cleveland steamer ON HER FACE.
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When the dirty talk/moaning sounds SO scripted and the most creative thing they can come up with is "Oh yeah baby".
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when the guy pulls out his wee wee and there is poopy on it... Oh how i love you Sanchez
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When the woman has a five o'clock shadow on her face.
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When the family dog starts to hump the mans leg
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When the sound and picture don't match up~
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the midget and the transexual team up on a granny who is covered in tatoos and body piercings.
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when 2 guys are going at it thats just nasty
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the 'lady's' moans sound t=like they are on a loop... same sound over and over and over! it can get distracting! oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh And when the womans lips (on her face) are bigger than a sucker fish's!
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the camera spends more time watching the guys face then the action. what also blows is a two minute close up of a huge, ropey blood vein on the guys arm and an out of focus piece of the womans back. come on, i don't know about you but i watch porn for the women, what's with all the face time for the male performers, thats why i prefer lesbian films.
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The whole time the action is going on, the friggin camera man is asking the woman if she "likes that big cock in her ass." Then he'll ask the guy if that pussy is good. Dude, shut up! Not only are you messing with the actor's concentration, you're screwing with my spank session.
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