This question is for women. what is the best way for any one to aproch you and what was the worst pick up line you heard?
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Easiet thing would be come up and strike up a decent conversation, worked for my partner, the worst pick up line abyone has used on me oh there are so many but i think the worst was, "Here is 20 pence, go call your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight" I mean if you think that is going to work you are delusional lol
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lets make like fabric softner and Snuggle. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
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i had one guy in work last week (i work in a bar), come over to me and asked if he could introduce me to his friends. when i got there he said " my friends are convinced that they will never see heaven, so i said i would introduce them to it".. i had to laugh..
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excuse me do you have a map cause im lost in your eyes.. it was cute .. but he was such a dork ...
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Hi,I want to know you........ahhhhhhhhhhh OR have we met before? Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr excuse, excuse me...(the guy walks up to me) what's your name...(I'm thinking, what the heck, I'm at work and you're hitting on me)...he then is like, My name is ****, I just wanted to say congratulations for graduating...(I'm thinking, yeah right, lol)...this all occurred in the carpark when I was in my scrubs, lol. He went on saying some things, and I'm like just went ON with my GREAT day, lol
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Hey Robin... I can be your batman. I don't think it can get much worse than that!
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I tried this once, and, well, you figure it out.... Me: "Do you like TV?" Her: "Uh, yeah... I guess. Do you?" Me: "Sure! I'd like anything that surrounds U." Let's just say I bought one less drink than expected that night.
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So OK ladies-what would be an acceptable "introductory phrase" for the cases were there aren't friends, family or clergy to make a proper introduction?
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I've never been told this by anyone in a serious way... but: "Hey, come here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"
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ciao bella, tu la medsa eh la babino Hi gorgeous want to go halves on a baby!!!
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Want to play pearl harbor I lay down and you blow the hell out of me? Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I want to tap that ass
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I will give you back your shoes if you take me out for a meal.
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I don't believe I've ever used any. The relationships just happen.
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I have selected you for breeding. You must accompany me to my love chamber. The fate of the world should not rest in my hands anymore.
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Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Well maybe I can then?
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haha oh what time does this bar close at becuase im up from limerick tonight and hope to stay up with you all night oh god lol
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"hey did you just fart? Because you blow me away!" him: wanna see a trick? me:sure him:give me your hand me:okay? (draws a bunny near a river) him: how can the bunny get over the river me: i dunno, jump? him:no he will die me: then i dunno, how? Him: I dunno either, i just wanted to hold your hand If you are religious "Do you want to go practice the laying on of hands and the gift of tounges?
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I really don't have lines.. I just have ice breakers, An game play conversation that would crack a smile:) on a rainy day. Plus I have a big DICK ( 8=====D ) and I know how to FUCK HELLA GOOD; this is one Dick-up that'd a make you hick-up. But, Let me get back on track here, my Dick is fucken hella big... Good luck girls hope you can find a dick as good as mine.
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Throwing a sugar packet on the ground and saying I dropped my name tag.
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I have a good one...the heater went on...so it was kind of smelling kind of like a burnt smell..so I say..what is that smell? He responds..."Must be the attraction between us" HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA I didn't respond! hahahahahahahah
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you know what would look good on you? me. that was just lame, lame, lame.
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I had one dude come up and ask me whatmy blood type was to see if we are a match. I just rolled and eyes and asked him if he was serious to come at me with some dumb azz mess like that.
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When I was a freshmen at college at my first party, some random guy came up to me and said, "Do you like Pokemon? Cause I wanna Peek-at-chew (Pikachu)!" Seriously I was pretty creeped out then and clung to my newly met roomate at the time to protect me. Men shouldn't use those lines on young naive girls, we don't laugh, we get scared! :P
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I'm a guy I kno some pick up lines I dnt use them but I think its funny 2 kno ok. Hey girl are you from tennesse because your the only ten I see! Lol.excuse me Are your parents terrorist because you are the bomb!! Lol.
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Hi, Baby, wanna F***? (It was late Sixties) LOL.
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"Are you Secret Service, too?"
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I always wanted to shag an Asian woman-you people are so exotic
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I lost my number can I have yours?
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he says, you're like an alcohol. you make me drunk. eew
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The one I have heard most, and think is the worst also - "Allah (almost all of the corny chat up lines I have ever been told have involved the word Allah) took the stars and put them in your eyes" Oh shut up!
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ahh i hate these do you believe in love at first sight, or do i walk by again and I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
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Do u taste like chocolate?! Osara P.s.- The answer's probably ;)
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Call the police because you`ve stolen my heart baby and belive it or not wanna come see my etchings? LOL
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This 30 something year old man once said to me something along the lines of: "I always liked younger girls...;)" (I'm a teenager). He's also told me we could have sex and/or do things together and my boyfriend would never have to know. What did that tell me? RUN.LIKE.HELL.
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Once a male hooker said, "Want some butt? Got some real nice butt." I didn't want any just then, or ever. :(
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i hear this one a LOT. it's so typical, can't guys come up with something else when they see me? "you are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen." also, "you're gorgeous" or "wow, you are a natural beauty!" not to mention the wolfwhistles and stares that guys think for some reason will make me attracted to them.
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If a guy needs a line, he really shouldn't be talking. He should be working on his personality.
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I'm hispanic, so one guy told me, "Hay, bon bon, no te vayas a redetir" which means, "Oohh, marshmelow, pleeassse, don't melt." as in trying to insinuate that I was so hot, that I was melting. As If??
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"You must be tired baby, cause you've been running through my mind all day."
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the one i've heard the most is "are you married" -_- i'm a freakin teenager what do you think
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A guy at a bar came up to the table me and my friends were sitting at and goes "hey, I was on American Idol" I said well obviously you didn't do very well so goodbye!
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~ Is that a mirror in your pocket 'cos I can see myself in your pants! ~ "You look like my second wife", to which I said, "you just told me you've only been married once," to which he said, "I have" ;)
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this one is from last week from a man i don't even know... "ey baby wanna come over to myspace so I can twitter ur yahoo till u google all over my facebook?" ....i blocked him. lol
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When a man looks at me with a cute appreciation smile, that seals it. I'll stick around for a conversation if he approaches. Worst line? If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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