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The nice woman's life was a drag She never had stories to brag A friend told her to join It didn't cost a coin Hail Momma Bears on answerbag
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I used to send my gf/fiancee/wife original silly limericks, and even proposed with one, and when the ring came in and I gave it to her she wouldn't take it until I made up another on the spot. (My more recent two jobs aren't very lenient with personal emails.)
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There once was a man from Nantucket. Who carried fried clams in a bucket.. (HEH! not where you thought I was going, was it?) He gave it a fling, and he started to sing "If I had a fat duck I would pluck it". He's sick of seafood.
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FauxLo likes his AB time It does not cost him a dime He likes getting points It beats smoking joints And DAMN is he good with a rhyme HA!
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