ANSWERS: 14
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When being examined by a straight male doctor
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In the shower, after playing squash with your prospective father-in-law for the first time.
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When you meet her parents for the first time, and her father goes to shake hands with you but grabs your man-handle by mistake!
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When you are giving a speech to a small group of people whom you work with in the conference room...everyone is eye level with your little guy at that point.
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at your grandmother's funeral? or, when kissing your niece at christmas
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During a military group physical exam?
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When I am surrounded by all the wonderful little pixie tarts at the beauty college when waiting for my wife to have her weekly appointment. They already have one old man they laugh at.
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when your getting out a a public pool or at a beach and your shorts are suctioned to as is.
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while doing a handstand
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While giving your mom a hug.
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when you are standing at the lecturn in front of the congregation of your church and standing in plain view of the choir and the pastor.
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getting your prostrates checked
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Theres an inappropriate time?
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if you're a homophobe, walking through San Francisco with no pants.
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