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In seventh grade, our teacher walked down to the corner of the street and smoked. The guys in my class followed him and found out. We ended up having a new teacher by the end of the year, but the staff said all these nice things about him to make it look like he didn't get fired. The funny part is the people catching him. The worst part is that he actually felt the need to do that while he was on duty.
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My math teacher told us about one time when she was working with some really slow year 10's & had to draw the scientific calculator buttons on the board. She drew the "Shift" button... and forgot the F, at which point one of the year 10's called out "What's on your mind, Miss?"
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My computer teacher walked around for almost an hour before he noticed a trail of toliet paper hanging from his pants XD
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One of our maths teachers, an old spinster was trying to elicit the correct answer to one of those : if three men did something over two days, how many men would it take.... questions. We just couldn't get it. Finally, she rapped the board and screamed very loudly (it carried down the corridors and set the whole school off) "I want men!"
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I had a chemistry teacher, who didn't believe in wearing under shirts. His pot belly would push open the bottom button of his shirt and his belly button would show. He wore oversized neckties that he would tuck the bottom of the tie into his pants. One day his fly was open and he was walking around the room with his necktie sticking out of his fly.
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