What is the funniest story you know about yourself as a baby?
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I wasn't exactly a baby but when I was about two we went to go visit Niagra Falls. Well I liked it so much that I managed to make my own version in the kitchen sink.
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I was 2 yrs old and my hair was thin and patchy. My mom is very old school Russian and so she thought that if my head was shaved, it would gorw back even and thick. She took be to a barber who shaved all my hair off. His wife came downstairs and saw what he was doing. She FREAKED out and said he should never have shaved a baby girls hair. She ended up leaving him.
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When I was two, my mother caught me writing the ABCs on the dining room wall. I’d been warned about this before, so she chewed me out and sent me to my room. By the time she got it cleaned up and came in to see what I was doing, I had done the same thing in there. “Didn’t I just tell you not to write on the wall?!” she yelled. My reply: “You said not to write on the *dining room* wall.”
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Another good one: when I was two or three, I dumped some books into the aquarium. When my parents asked why, I replied, “The fish are in a school, so I was teaching them to read.”
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