How can you tell if your pet suffers from mild retardation?
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misshell on fire
ANSWERS: 7
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If he/she constantly runs into walls/closed doors at full running speed, attempts kitty/doggy suicide multiple times, chews on the loops of your carpet thus ruining its integrity and pissing off your landlord, pees on any piece of laundry you leave on the floor and shows no remorse....
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Ask Borat!
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In the case of my Wrigley, let's just say it's a hunch based on dumb behavior
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My dog had submissive urination syndrome. I was told that if he was a child, he would ride the short bus to school.
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let it chew on some asbestos
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Just compare your pet to my dog, who suffers from MAJOR retardation! lol She's the sweetest thing in the world, but she sure is stupid!
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They're all mildly retarded, otherwise they wouldn't worship us. :)
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