What are euphamisms for (how shall we say) self gratification. Please keep it as clean as possible. One of my favorites is "Releasing the troops".
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Nelson - Jetpacking from bed
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Tickling your Elmo Test firing the Death Star Adjusting the Antenna Spanking the Monkey
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Manual Blast-off Weeping into your Y-fronts Playing Hackysack with the Fockers
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Keep it clean?! The whole topic isn't "clean"? Here are a few: Another Star Wars: "Doing the Han Solo" Holding your own Relishing your hot dog Polishing your lance Liquidating the inventory Scolding the bishop Stroking the dolphin flogging the dolphin Summoning your genie Hiding your fingers Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel wrist arobics Poke the taco flick your bic Fire the big cannon Date Rosie Palm and her five sisters Working late at the office Frosting the pastries Shine the shaft Tenderize the tube-steak Coax your yogurt Wax the carrot There are many, many more I am sure.
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I like Patting the Robertson.
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most common one i heard of is double-clicking your mouse (girls)
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There's tossing your salad...which frankly baffles me. Where are the tomatoes...where ARE they?!?
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Nelson, this really is a touchy subject LOL!
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Pud pounding blunt rubbing pistol tugging jerkin the gherkin chokin the chicken floggin the bishop
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