What is the fastest way to get drunk?
by 
Zandalee.Lonely.Lunatic.3yrs-here
ANSWERS: 15
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You could always use a Tequila IV. Or you could drink two Long Island Iced Teas and wait patiently for the fun to... What were we talking about again? Wooooo!
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a champagne enema
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lie at the bottom in a lake of alcohol
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Put some Moonshine in an IV.
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Open/mix drink. Drink. Repeat until desired level attained.
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replace your blood stream with alcohol
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If it takes 10 shots of vodka to get one drunk, it only takes 4 shots of 100% alcohol. I bet you could do that in 4 seconds. (DO NOT TRY THIS!)
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The fastest way is to "hot-knife" and inhale the vapour ... you pour a shot into a small glass, torch a kitchen knife blade untill it glows hot, dip the hot blade into the shot glass, as the cloud of alcohol vapour rises in a puff, inhale it ... you will be drunk before you exhale ... of course, it will not last very long since it is such a tiny amount, so to stay drunk, pour a shot, "hot-knife" a bit of it, swallow what is left, pour another ... repeat as required ...
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5M ethanol with a bit of taurine and carnitine injected straight into the heart.
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The fastest way to get drunk is to drink on an empty stomach. Or, alternatively, drink while taking antibiotics. The cheapest (safe) way to get drunk is with malt liquor.
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Drinking boiler makers--shots of whiskey chased with beer.
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Don't eat and drink fast....
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Pour the beer right into your anus. No bulls**t. You'll probably die from it being directly absorbed into your bloodstream instead of your liver taking care of other things.
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drink through you azz is the fastest way to get drunk...you can go from 0 to .16 BAC in 15 minutes with just one beer...but don't do it...it is EXTREMLY dangerous...the reason is that the alcohol doesnt go through your liver so nothing is filter...happy drinking...
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Uh, I suppose Everclear on an empty stomach. But I guess the fastest way to get drunk "pleasantly" would be to just drink doubles one after another - scotch and sodas, vodka and tonics, you get the point. Remember: beer will not play a part in any part of this event.
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