If they picked a random 7th grader to fight Chuck Norris and if Chuck Norris won you would get 10 million dollars but, if he lost you would die a horrible death immediately, would you take that deal?
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killdrphil
ANSWERS: 8
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I'm sure they'd rather a bunch of people die than to lose all that money. They'd probably fix the fight.
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Well, Chuck's a grandpa..what's the 7th grader look like? lol..
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Take the deal , chuck norris is the one true saviour, long live the lizard king!
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I like weird questions.. ..But I hate Chuck Norris and I'd pay 10 million dollars to watch him die a horrible death!
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i gave this some thought and would accept the deal if I get to pick the opponent dude its only fair ;-)
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Killdrphil, losing to a 7th grader is not impossible. Even if it involved old Chuck. A few weeks ago, our neighbour's little 9 year-old son came over from across the street and wanted me to playfight with him. I snickered and grabbed the kid by the wrists and tried to swing him to the ground, to beat him. Without hesitating, the boy kicked me in the b_lls, and it was ME who ended up on the ground, squirming and gasping for air. I literally could not get up for 15 minutes, and I thought my b_lls had been kicked up my throat! I wanted to go after the boy but I was totally helpless. The kid just stood by and watched "innocently", though with a "Did I do THAT?" smile on his freckled face. Not only did I lose a fight with a child but it felt like I was dying a horrible, slow death. I subsequently discovered that our neighbour's boy takes self-defence for children after school. Geez, had I tried to rape or mug the boy his classes certainly would have come in handy. It did in this case, except I wasn't a real rapist or mugger. Killdrphil, I'm lucky I wasn't castrated. ----mrshinyshoes.
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Chuck Norris cannot lose. Chuck Norris is the perfect being. He is and always shall.
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I am 19 5' 7" 135 pounds and pick fights with smaller 5'4" 100 pound or so 7th graders at least 1 time a week for the past 4 years, in the 260 fights I am 30 wins and 230 losses including losing one yesterday afternoon
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