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by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on December 15th, 2007

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If they picked a random 7th grader to fight Chuck Norris and if Chuck Norris won you would get 10 million dollars but, if he lost you would die a horrible death immediately, would you take that deal?

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  • by Tamilze on December 15th, 2007

    Tamilze

    I'm sure they'd rather a bunch of people die than to lose all that money. They'd probably fix the fight.

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  • by Nightstalker on August 12th, 2009

    Nightstalker

    Chuck Norris cannot lose. Chuck Norris is the perfect being. He is and always shall.

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  • by Alice dee on December 15th, 2007

    Alice dee

    Take the deal , chuck norris is the one true saviour, long live the lizard king!

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  • by American idle on December 15th, 2007

    American idle

    Well, Chuck's a grandpa..what's the 7th grader look like? lol..

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  • by leave_me_alone on August 13th, 2009

    leave_me_alone

    I am 19 5' 7" 135 pounds and pick fights with smaller 5'4" 100 pound or so 7th graders at least 1 time a week for the past 4 years, in the 260 fights I am 30 wins and 230 losses including losing one yesterday afternoon

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  • by Phil in the Blank...backandtotheleft on December 16th, 2007

    Phil in the Blank...backandtotheleft

    I like weird questions..
    ..But I hate Chuck Norris and I'd pay 10 million dollars to watch him die a horrible death!

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  • by Mr n Mrs M... on December 16th, 2007

    Mr n Mrs M...

    i gave this some thought and would accept the deal if I get to pick the opponent dude its only fair ;-)

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  • by MRSHINYSHOES on December 29th, 2007

    MRSHINYSHOES

    Killdrphil, losing to a 7th grader is not impossible. Even if it involved old Chuck. A few weeks ago, our neighbour's little 9 year-old son came over from across the street and wanted me to playfight with him. I snickered and grabbed the kid by the wrists and tried to swing him to the ground, to beat him. Without hesitating, the boy kicked me in the b_lls, and it was ME who ended up on the ground, squirming and gasping for air. I literally could not get up for 15 minutes, and I thought my b_lls had been kicked up my throat! I wanted to go after the boy but I was totally helpless. The kid just stood by and watched "innocently", though with a "Did I do THAT?" smile on his freckled face. Not only did I lose a fight with a child but it felt like I was dying a horrible, slow death. I subsequently discovered that our neighbour's boy takes self-defence for children after school. Geez, had I tried to rape or mug the boy his classes certainly would have come in handy. It did in this case, except I wasn't a real rapist or mugger. Killdrphil, I'm lucky I wasn't castrated. ----mrshinyshoes.

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  • by leave_me_alone on August 18th, 2010

    leave_me_alone

    I am 30 years old 5' 7" 135 pounds and I pick fights with 12 to 14 year old kids who never are over 105 pounds at least 100 times a year and I lose about 90 of them every year

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