Kids- What would you do if you woke up one Christmas morning and saw Santa Claus?
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ANSWERS: 9
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Because of the kind of question you are asking, you should say "What wouldn´t you do?
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Jump on his back, tie him up and let the cops arrest him for breaking and entering and burglary. LOL!!
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I would Cry...once we know who Santa is he doesnt visit us anymore...lol
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Call the sleigh club (auto club) Santa's sleigh broke down again!!!!!!
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I'd say "Come on inside for some Coffee with me and Jesus."
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"Hi Dad"
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hahaha, i'd give him a kiss & hope for more gifts.
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When my two boys were about 5 and 7 years old. Santa was Jingling his bells as loud as he could in their bedroom and they never did wake up....... ;) There went 25.00 out the window... lol
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Sadly in this day and age, I'd probably stuff the barrel of a pistol up his nostril and ask him "What the HELL do you think yer doin?" Not that I'd actually be inclined to shoot the jolly dear old fellow, but until I'd Id'd 'im we'd be havin' "issues", savvy?
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