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  • You mean like the Hot Carl, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Tony Danza, and the Cincinatti Bowtie?
  • The Spider-man (Guy cums in his hands, then shoots it Spider-man style onto the girl) The Blumpkin (girl gives guy head while hesits on the toilet and poops)
  • How about Laying some Pipe or Spanking the Monkey?
  • Hoagie Shack: guy sandwiches tool between lady's bosom.
  • Dirty Sanchez This is probably the most famous sex act that everyone giggles about but no one has ever done. The Dirty Sanchez is a time honored event in which one partner inserts a finger into the anus of the other, pulls out fecal matter, and wipes it across the upper lip of the partner. This is said to make the partner look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. The Angry Dragon The Angry Dragon describes the act of ejaculating into a partner's mouth and then smacking the back of his or her head in an attempt to make the ejaculate come out of the nose, simulating the smoke that comes out of a dragon's nose. And, presumably, if one did this the partner would certainly be angry. Brown Necktie A Brown Necktie is achieved when, after performing anal sex on a woman, the partner rubs his penis between her breasts, leaving a brown stain. Cleveland Steamer The Cleveland Steamer describes the act of defecating on a partner's chest. Couch Bombing Finally, an entry that doesn't involve fecal matter! Couch Bombing is spuposedly the age-old act of filling a ziploc bag with shortening or some other similarly squishy substance, placing it between couch cushions, and...umm...humping said bag. As Rotten.com puts it, ""no need to buy it dinner first." Donkey Punch Another famous one, the Donkey Punch is when one partner is performing anal sex from behind and punches the receiving partner in the back of the head, supposedly creating pleasurable anal contractions. The Dutch Oven This is the entry on the list that has probably actually been done by many mischievous partners, but it's still funny. The Dutch Oven is the act of farting under the covers and then holding them over your partner's head, trapping them in with the presumed stench. The Hole In One The Hole In One is the unlikely act of a man sticking his penis in his own anus.
  • It might not be that funny, but there is a position called "Napolean's Cap." Not sure what it has to do with Napolean though. It's basically a threesome, but the actual position is the guy lying on his back with one girl riding him, and the other girl is straddling his face and making out with the other girl as he eats her out.
  • The London Bridge Girl is in between two guys,shes sucking one getting fucked by the other. The 2 guys serve as the towers supporting the bridge(the girl).

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