This is it, the major thing, the Yo Momma joke showdown! Post your jokes and vote for others'.
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Fluffdragon
ANSWERS: 6
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Yo mama is so fat that when she bends over, we lose an hour of daylight.
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Yo momma's so poor that when one day I saw her walking down the street kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." ...That's the only one I know that's actually funny...
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YO MOMMA'S SO DUMB, SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR
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Yo momma's so ugly, everybody died when they saw her.
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Yo momma so fat and old, she walked with the dinosaurs and wiped them out when she jumped.
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Yo momma's so fat,she was once used to break ice at the Artic ocean. But it was found impractical so they just left her at the bottom of the ocean.
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