by WHITE BEAR on April 6th, 2006

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What is the treatment for verbal diarrhea?

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  • by Anon on April 22nd, 2006

    Anon

    A sock.

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  • by Festus Haggen on February 3rd, 2008

    Festus Haggen

    A big 'ol smelly sock.

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  • by Moongrim on December 30th, 2009

    Moongrim

    Verbal Pepto Bismol?

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  • by uraseasquirt on February 3rd, 2008

    uraseasquirt

    thinking before you speak.

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  • by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on February 3rd, 2008

    Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector

    English Toffee.

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  • by Dragonsoul on February 7th, 2010

    Dragonsoul

    Verbal diarrhea = Internet flame wars

    I ran an eight-year test to determine if humanity could handle the technologies I found... I was searching for students to teach sorcery to... I didn't find one human worthy of being my student... I tried to fight verbal excrement, in many forums, with my handles "cosmicb, cosmicbrat, donaldj, occultrush, extremesciences, cosmic professor, cosmicsparks, and cosmic prospector"... It got me nothing but silly battles with crazies...
    I always win those silly wars, but now they bore me.. I'm tired of the fighting... Mindless bullies would seek me out in female first forum as "cosmicb", to learn their life lessons, at my expense... Not fun!..
    Those bullies stalked me, and wrecked good threads with intent...
    I got banned from many good forums for standing-up for myself against idiot demon bully's verbal excrement... They would run sobbing to the forum mods, who didn't seem to realize that the sucky sobber was the one who started the fight in the first place, by flinging nasty insults... In one forum I replied with a copy of the insulter's post, and got banned "for insulting a forum member"...

    The best thing that sometimes worked, I would reply with "Your post was exclusively for you.".. but as you would see in the female first forum, I had to really get down and dirty in dealing with those psychotic stalkers.. I had to come down to their black-acid evil levels to communicate with them.. and that was a little scary at times... I tried to make them feel what they made me feel... A few I sent back to the crib... One intellectual kook who battled with me, committed suicide over it... A priest I chatted with, in detailing his religious scam, also committed suicide over it.. I was to be my buddy's best man at his wedding... My buddy informed me, "I have to find me another best man.. you'll make the priests kill themselves...

    I really don't know how to deal with an imbecile's verbal excrement...
    Mostly those imbeciles are using hate as bait and payment, to force their life-lessons out of a life-teacher... It's same as the religious person relaying his lies, in hopes it will attract a master to help him see the light and truth.. but all they ever offer is hate and scorn, and dumping on the teacher.. They treat the teacher like a toilet... Humans just aren't worth the effort...

    A few of the flamers are people writing books, who need some input and new ideas... They start flame wars to get the rise and data they desire...

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  • by Kattra on December 11th, 2009

    Kattra

    It depends on what type it is. If it's rude and disgusting, then it means upbringing and manners are lacking. If it's a matter of talking out of lonliness or some other need, it has to be examined and remedied.

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  • by Ms.A on February 3rd, 2008

    Ms.A

    A muzzle applied directly to the mouth as needed.

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  • by oLd SkooL FooL is Smoking A Fat Joint on February 3rd, 2008

    oLd SkooL FooL is Smoking  A Fat Joint

    In my day...

    It was a bar of soap

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  • by LadyLuck on February 3rd, 2008

    LadyLuck

    Verbal probation.

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  • by somehotchick1985 on September 14th, 2006

    somehotchick1985

    a foot in the mouth

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  • by sunshiney on September 14th, 2006

    sunshiney

    duct tape

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  • by Anonymous on April 7th, 2006

    Anonymous

    Take some Re-lax, and don't call the doctor in the morning.

    Or, one could also just put a diaper/sanitary napkin on the mouth of the afflicted in order to keep it under control.

    Or, consider that verbal diarrhea is usually a chronic disease. As with most chronic diseases, there is some pill out there that will either cure/contain the disease, or knock the person out so that they don't experience it. Either way, it's handled.

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  • by Rip Van Winkle on February 19th, 2010

    Rip Van Winkle

    I cured one case of 'verbal diarrhea'. I punched him in the mouth, it knocked him down. And while he was down, I told him "keep up the foul talk and I'll put my boot in your mouth!" And I had my boot over his mouth, ready to stomp!
    He, wisily kept his mouth shut and left.
    But, don't you know, here comes the cops! After I explaned what he was doing and saying, and a few witnesses backed me up. The cop took me aside and told me he had heard the guys mouth before. That there was a law for 'justifiable homicide', but, he didn't know of one for 'justifiable knocking down', but, don't worry, I'll think of something! And left, with the guy in the back seat! I could see him, justa cussing away, as they drove off. Just more fuel for the fire!

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  • by carsrus on March 12th, 2010

    carsrus

    Just ask Obama!

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  • by AmericanGothic on August 9th, 2010

    AmericanGothic

    Everything you wanted to know about this unfortunate illness can be found here>


    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Verbal_diarrhea

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  • by THE SHADOW on October 11th, 2010

    THE SHADOW

    take a anger management class and a class on etiquete/manors

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