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Only when it rains a whole bunch and the valley floods. Last time I was there, the folks in Calgary were calling them Banffies. I call them "lucky dogs"... They live in a maginificently appointed area, amongst wonderful people.
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That or Banffanites
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"Banffibian" wasn't too bad, considering that 'phibian' at least is from combination Greek roots partly meaning 'life' and Banff is from er, ..A Banff word meaning Banff. Actually Banfferites are called Banffers, except those who are called Fred and a few called Albert. The term 'Banffs'can damage the mouth if pronounced too quickly and is rarely used Those who originally arrived by automobile are called Banff- roll-ons, their children are mini-Banffz; a sub-group is called Bannffords,depending on the make of automobile. Some of the tourists who visited the Park have decided to remain, despite their attempts to become Bannfforized, they are recognizable by the unwrinkled, yet still touristy clothing. In their attempts to adjust to their new surroundings they often seek counseling from local Banffreudians. Those who still can't ffit in are exiled, Banned ffromm Banff, or Banffished. I see, on Wikipedia, that the population is about 6000, making them the Banfford 6000 series. I also see that the "Mean household income" is unavailable, which is understandable; if my income was unavailable, my household would be mean too. But most of the Banffs; even those living on ffixed incomes, with limited ffunds to purchase ffood ; are ffine ffriendly ffolks, happy to have ffinally ffound a ffixed residence in which to raise a ffamily. Ffank you ffor the opportunity answer and fffillll you innn onnn the ffffacctfftsffss. I meanffff thanfff.... aww fffffforgeff ahh 4444 fff .. ah fffffuuff it!
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