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You mean they weren't already?
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The same thing that has been happening here for the last 7 or so years.
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I don't know who they are but they cannot be any worse than Bush and Rice!
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Wasn't that Bush and Cheney's pledge names at their respective Fraternities in college?
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Clinton and Gore.(the great cornholio) "huh,huh,huh,look beavis it's monica!" "oh,boy,i'm gonna a score" "hey,baby"
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Breakin' the law, breakin' the law!
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If Beavis and Butthead were elected President and Vice Precident.....That wouldn't make a big change in the White House.....compared to what we have right now....
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we would all be saying heeeee heeeee heeeeee haaaaaaa haaaaaaa dude
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Aaaaahhh, that would suck! Change it! Change it!
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Other nations would look at us and laugh.
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Who would be president and who vice-president? : ) They would go at it smacking each other around for top honors. When that is settled (President Butt-head probably): - They will abolish "all things that suck" - They would make Nachos the mandatory food. - Their cabinet, supreme court, and other entities would be filled with rock bands that "rule". - They would never leave the oval office turning it into a TV room, dissecting Music Videos all day. - They will get flack from the international community because their political prisoners would include Principal McVickers, Mr. Anderson, Stewart, Daria, etc. - I'd love to see the education system under their administration... : P Don't worry though, their term would be a short one after the tragic combination of sugar-induced madness and the Fire! Fire! Fire! initiated by Cornholio, that destroys the White House.
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They would surely bring about world peace.
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Beavis would be great, but I'm not much for Hillary... :-)
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I don't know, but I'm voting for Ren and Stimpy.
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huh, huh, ... uhhh, what?
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The ATF would be the highest funded agency. All politicians are either Beavis or Butthead.
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The bush twins would be sent to Iraq by executive order as they refuse to put out for the boys. Chelsea Clinton would be made Secretary of State caus' she's hot and she speaks good. MTV would be abolished as they suck balls. They would move out of their parents house. Cavity searches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They would be able to say fire in the State of the Union address without fear of lawsuit :) Fire! Fire! Early episodes gave them a juvenile obsession with fire and dangerous behavior (summed up with Beavis' chant of "Fire! Fire!"). The show was blamed for a child's death which occurred in West Carrollton, Ohio in October 1993 in which a five year old boy set fire to his mother's mobile home killing his two year old sister. The child's family blamed the show even though it was clear that they did not even have a cable TV subscription, which sparked the wrath of media watchdog groups. As a result, the references were excised from further broadcastings, being replaced by silly stunts, bad pick-up lines, etc. The creators took delight in sometimes making Beavis scream things that sounded very similar to his previous "Fire! Fire!", such as "Fryer! Fryer!" (when he and Butt-head are working late shift at Burger World) and also having him almost say the forbidden word, such as one time when he sang "Liar, liar, pants on...WHOA!". References to fire were cut from earlier episodes - even the original tapes were altered permanently. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beavis_and_Butt-head#Featured_music_videos Beavis & Butt-head Fire - In October 1993, the creators of the top-rated cable channel animated series BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD/MTV/1993-97 "literally" came under fire for allegedly inspiring a 5-year-old child to start a fatal fire. Responding to public criticism, MTV agreed to broadcast the show in a later time spot so that children wouldn't be influenced by the goings-on of the show's main characters (who liked to burn things); and the writers of the show agreed not to use references to "fires" in the future. http://www.tvacres.com/censorship_beavis.htm Ridiculous *grumble*
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They couldn't possibly be any worse than what we've had for the past 8 years
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People would get arrested for sucking, not scoring, and convenience stores would be reproached if they didn't have a full supply of nachos and pork rines. As well, the education system would be eradicated, and they would probably just make Stewart do all the paperwork.
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