ANSWERS: 6
  • Well.. I can only relate what happened to my husband's coworker. He and his family were hosting an elderly neighbor lady for dinner. His 6 year old son, wanting to be part of the conversation, turned to the woman and said "My Daddy has a big penis!" His father said, without missing a beat, "Why, thank you John!" It still cracks me up!
  • Mister - your liver is sticking out.
  • Hmm... "Ovaries! Testicles! Vulva! Fallopian tube! Clitoris! Hymen! Boobs! Arse!" I'm not sure I can choose.
  • Little girl points to her elbow: "Dis is my wenis" Little boy points to his penia: "Nu uh! Dis is where wenises go!" Little girl and boy fight about it, then go up to the nearest grown-up to ask for clarification.
  • None would be bad to hear. WE all know that little kids say all kinds of unexpected things in social settings...most of us can chuckle about it. The fact that the kid is blurting out an actual name is a plus for the parents in my book. So much better a boy calls his penis by the proper name rather than something silly like wee-wee.
  • Any that has rarely had the occasion for the sun to shine upon it.... LOL!!

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