by Wickels on November 2nd, 2007

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I found a small round brown pill on the floor, it says "Advil" on it. What could it be?

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  • by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on November 2nd, 2007

    Jay Was Here - AYPWIP

    Ahhhh... the infamous "Advil" pill! It's a very special medication created specifically for the AB Community. It helps to calm painful symptoms caused by AB related stress or another member's rumor spreading, trolling, ignorance, stupidity, and/or spitfulness.

    The "Advil" imprinted on your pill is actually an acronym. I believe it stands for:

    A - Answerbaggers
    D - Don't
    V - Value
    I - Ignorance &
    L - Lying


    Take it promptly at the onset of any discomfort during Answerbag sessions. ;)

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  • by Nick on June 6th, 2008

    Nick

    This is the first time a pill question made me laugh. The other one posted here make me sad. Thank you. And the answer is: WYSIWYG - Aspirin. Good for headache, and if makes your blood flow faster, too.

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  • by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on June 6th, 2008

    Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger

    Not sure but it sounds like I need a few of those right about now. Can you spare some?

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  • Heroin

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  • It's a gateway drug. If you're not careful you will soon be hooked on Advil.

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  • by AliCat ABBBBS is plus 1 hr GMT on June 6th, 2008

    AliCat ABBBBS is plus 1 hr GMT

    I dunno... I found some too, so I crushed them and snorted them. Sure felt good though! ;o)

    Pheonix: thanks for the laugh!!

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  • They are little alien spaceships that we captured! Did you let them out! We'll never catch again if you do! Don't open it!!!

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  • by The Account Formerly Known As Peyton on November 2nd, 2007

    The Account Formerly Known As Peyton

    You found my good stuff. :(

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  • by The Special One on June 6th, 2008

    The Special One

    Sounds like barbiturates to me. I'm a some random guy on the internet, you best base your health on what I say. IT HAS TO BE ACCURATE!

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  • by ChillWinterheart on November 2nd, 2007

    ChillWinterheart

    Try it and find out if it gives you a high. If not, spend the entire evening down on all fours looking for more pills on your floor.

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  • by Clueless on June 6th, 2008

    Clueless

    euh... aspirin?

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  • by Cyndi Ninja on June 6th, 2008

    Cyndi Ninja

    Cyanide

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  • by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on November 2nd, 2007

    Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today

    It's a Hebrew herbal stimulant called Livda.
    Livda moment up when you want to be with your partner.

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  • by technios on June 6th, 2008

    technios

    either a problem or a solution... that is for us to decide

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  • by Hhh on June 6th, 2008

    Hhh

    No...I know what they are... They are wake-up pills.


    the idea is, if you're asleep and you can't wake up then you take 3. If you're in a coma and you can't wake up then you take 10... you have to take them yourself for the full effect tho :p

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  • lmao ahh this was good =)

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  • by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on November 2nd, 2007

    Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin

    oh God, rearrange the letters and it spells "livid" except it doesn't have a second "i". This is an omen, or something else.

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  • by herecomesred2 on December 1st, 2008

    herecomesred2

    Your brain. Fell right out of your nose when you bent over. Pick it up and put it back up your ass, where it belongs.

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  • by Galeanda on June 6th, 2008

    Galeanda

    It's a birth control pill for women. Very effective. You use it just before you plan on having sex. Take it with you. Place it between your knees and don't let it drop.

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  • by Rebel Monster on June 6th, 2008

    Rebel Monster

    It's a trick! Be careful! It's an anagram of "I Sprain", which is what it will do. About 15 minutes after ingesting one you will feel a sharp pain in a muscle that you frequently use. depending on the dosage it could be very severe!
    .
    Doctor D. Moose, PHD in Pillology from AB University.

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  • by Mastodon on June 6th, 2008

    Mastodon

    The world's last quaalude.

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  • by Anonymous on June 6th, 2008

    Anonymous

    Double Cross???? Bad Bad Bad!!!!!! Bury them deep.

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  • by 232499 on June 6th, 2008

    232499

    it is a sign you are going to get a headache or have a heart attack

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  • by brady can type on June 6th, 2008

    brady can type

    Aspirin.

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  • by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on April 6th, 2008

    Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today

    It's actually an ecstasy tablet.
    That's how they're pushing these drugs right now.
    At the clubs, the dealers have an Advil container filled
    with caplets that look almost similar to the real thing.
    Dealers go up to regulars and ask if they could borrow a $20
    and these people pay up and a minute or two later they "Complain"
    that they have developed a headache. The dealer says not to worry
    because they have some Advil on hand.
    They even make deals right in front of cops with total disregard
    because they have an airtight alibi.

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  • by shuttle on February 20th, 2008

    shuttle

    hahaha its a Dutch head ache pill also in the colour blue almosts the same as aspierine...all the best shuttle

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  • by iVanish on January 2nd, 2008

    iVanish

    It's methylhydroxylethylanathanoxydyl-3, but of course they can't print that WHOLE THING on there.

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  • by Jade on November 2nd, 2007

    Jade

    Hmmmm....Advil....sounds familiar....brown, you say?....round?......A-d-v-i-l...that could be some heeeeeavy stuff. LOL

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  • by Just Me on November 2nd, 2007

    Just Me

    Its asprin, tylenol, excedrin, aleve no its Advil got a headache take an Advil

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  • by Peaches1982 on November 2nd, 2007

    Peaches1982

    Beats me ! take it to the pharmacy and ask them - they went to years 'n years of school to be able to answer this type of question.

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  • It's the WMD the USA has been looking for in Iraq! Let them know ASAP.

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  • by Lovesmydogs on January 24th, 2009

    Lovesmydogs

    You have just found birth control. Take it and now you can say I'm on the pill!!!

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  • by BabyRottie on December 1st, 2008

    BabyRottie

    Well, it couldn't possibly be ADVIL!!!

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  • by yoho05 reminds you to DYOH on October 23rd, 2008

    yoho05 reminds you to DYOH

    It's a rabbit dropping. Drop it in the toilet and flush.

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  • by Little Miss Dangerous on October 11th, 2008

    Little Miss Dangerous

    It's the newest date rape drug...you can say you have a headache, but just one of those pills and they have you raring to go!

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  • by fpnj102 on October 3rd, 2008

    fpnj102

    Advil?????

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  • by ushabhat on September 30th, 2008

    ushabhat

    Advil may be company name of the pill or it may be "valid" instead of "advil"

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  • by 34th st. on September 21st, 2008

    34th st.

    advil

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  • by Prunesquallor on June 6th, 2008

    Prunesquallor

    Codeine, perhaps?

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  • by iwnit on June 6th, 2008

    iwnit

    Probably what it say, Bayer Aspirin (or a cheap imitation):
    "In 1897, scientists at the drug and dye firm Bayer began investigating acetylsalicylic acid as a less-irritating replacement for standard common salicylate medicines. By 1899, Bayer had dubbed this drug Aspirin and was selling it around the world. Aspirin's popularity grew over the first half of the twentieth century, spurred by its effectiveness in the wake of Spanish flu pandemic of 1918, and aspirin's profitability led to fierce competition and the proliferation of aspirin brands and products.

    Aspirin's popularity declined after the development of acetaminophen in 1956 and ibuprofen in 1962. In the 1960s and 1970s, John Vane and others discovered the basic mechanism of aspirin's effects, while clinical trials and other studies from the 1960s to the 1980s established aspirin's efficacy as an anti-clotting agent that reduces the risk of clotting diseases. Aspirin sales revived considerably in the last decades of the twentieth century, and remain strong in the twenty-first, thanks to widespread use as a preventive treatment for heart attacks and strokes."
    Source and further information:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspirin

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  • by tamarakh is ready for a vacation on November 2nd, 2007

    tamarakh is ready for a vacation

    I'm thinking it's most likely Prozac. I'd just go ahead and take it. I mean, that's what we're supposed to do with random pills we find on the floor of our bathroom once the esteemed doctors and scientists of AB tell us what they are, right?

    Enjoy your amazing high, because that is what these mysterious "ADVIL" pills give you!! ;)

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  • by American idle on November 2nd, 2007

    American idle

    lol...good one.

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  • by lobloblol is a lurker on November 2nd, 2007

    lobloblol is a lurker

    E?

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  • by RaininSpain on November 2nd, 2007

    RaininSpain

    Huhm, small brown pill that says ADVIl...Shoot, what could that be...I wish they'd just make it easier on people and print the name if the drug directly on the drug like those red and white capsules that say TYLENOL or green and white tablets that say EXCEDRIN....man, what could that brown pill that say ADVIL on it be....Hummm...I'd just take it anyway

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  • by lizizhere on November 2nd, 2007

    lizizhere

    Oh man thats the heavy stuff. Its crackoherion-marjuanatequilla ina pill, most addictive stuff ever made. Time to bring a butt whooping on that kid.

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  • by Anonymous on August 10th, 2009

    Anonymous

    Not trying to be mean... but, Seriously are you fucking retarded!?

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  • by A Rock In Woolfs Clothing on August 10th, 2009

    A Rock In Woolfs Clothing

    Save it, in case you're taken prisoner.

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  • by WELCOMETORAiiNBOW. on September 28th, 2009

    WELCOMETORAiiNBOW.

    Well, it's Advil obviously.
    Advil is ibuprofen, it relieves headaches and fevers and such. It's just aspirin lol

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  • by Jersey on December 1st, 2008

    Jersey

    Advil

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  • by Runs with scissors on September 18th, 2009

    Runs with scissors

    LOL DORK.

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