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No one knows the exact number of books in the Great Neck, NY library.
Jesus with a Devo hat. vvv

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitos and bull-legged ants. I stand before you, not behind you, to speak of a subject I know nothing about. Early one morning, late at night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other pulled their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise and came to arrest the two dead boys. And if you don't believe this lie is true, you can ask the blind man, he saw it too!
It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off EVERYTHING and let the problem take care of itself:-)
Since it takes so many pancakes to cover a dog house, it would be closer to walk to work than to take your lunch.
you spelt something wrong!
Vaginal itching.
We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money!
Capitol Hill!
Peter Percifal Pattersons pet pig, Porky, loved pie.
He loved pizza pie, pinapple pie, pumpkin pine..mince tarts..
Peter Percifal Pattersons pet pig, Porky, ate pie for dinner, pie for lunch, and pie before he went to bed.
Peter Percifal Pattersons pet pig, Porky, ate so much pie, ya know what he did?
You misspelled two words in your statement, which is not in any way a question.
There are 713 acupressure points on the human body.
Outside of the fact that this is a dupe?
I saw on Bones once that eating human meat makes you crazy - literally - by altering chemicals in your brain.
Chaos theory http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_theory
I went to my first funeral two days ago..
9. (guaranteed random by a roll of the dice.)
How many fingers do you have?
Do you think match.com can do a better job for my Mom, that last bum gave her a case of bad credit. "How'd I do"?
She'll dump your ass for a model called Brandon,
He will pay for beautiful surgery, because he's full of money.
They say that there are no words that rhyme with purple, orange, silver or month.
* A curple is a strap on a horse's saddle (also known as a crupper), or a slang term for the buttocks.
* To hirple is to walk with a limp.
* To turple is to fall or tumble or, in the case of animals, to die.
* A sporange is a spore-containing sac in mushrooms. (Cf also hypno-sporange, macro-sporange, megasporange, micro-sporange, prozoo-sporange, and tetra-sporange).
* A chilver is a ewe-lamb.
* Grunth (or granth) is a sacred Hindu Scripture.
* He also cites the example of "nth", as in the nth degree, but I don't know if I buy that one.
(Props to my friend for finding these in The Encyclopedia of Useless Information by William Hartston)
I haven't felt this sad in a long, long time.
The hair in my right armpit somehow got worked into a knot .... OUCH !!!!
Card shufflers in Las Vegas have predictable, definable patterns that can be tracked by a discriminating algorithm.
mum said that you are my real father. i want to move in with you and your family... tomorrow :)
The tide's coming in.
umm diet cheerwine is the only diet drink I've found that doesn't have aspartame.
the toothfairy is really
you have to leave her little notes
she is very whimsical!
my boobies smell like angry alphabetized colours of the rainbow after a hard days noight at 4135 Amospheric Pl, Nevernever Land.
cant you hear the smell of the angry rainbows ???
chickens are my friends.
Greenbean
Edward Scissorhands has a broken nose?
"Something completely random"...
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Apparently not! ;-)
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Indiana wants me, Lord I can't go back there...
Barbara Walters prefers astroglide.
Sings like Weird Al)
My life is brilliant...
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequicy
You're Pitiful (X3) It's true
Never had a date
That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you
Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
:
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
You're Pitiful (X3) It's true
You're half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you
Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser
You're Pitiful (X3) It's true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you
Will you warm my feet up? LOL
Moms home, put the teddy bears away.
Yeah, I thought that was you
Mistake..sorry.
Imagine tripping ove a snake's nest! <shakes at the thought>
A newly hatched queen bee immediately kills all other hatched and unhatched queens in the hive.
I saw what you did earlier today.....
American uses 75% of the world's resources yet we are 8% of the population. Scary.
"thankyou ,you look lovely too. and yes, there were about 5 shootings in the west."
no.
Peanuts are not nuts.
Mucous spewing pig snouts snorted profusely over my tie die shirt that for some reason was lacking hews of green, needless to say I was a hit at the party.
That's snot supposed to be funny.
I forgot where I porked my car as well.
A casual stroll through the insane asylum shows that faith proves nothing.
You don't know how to spell.
A sentence with a question make at the end of it does not make it a question.
A friend of mine was asked by his little brother if he bought the candy in the fridge... My friend responded with, 12 18 41
When you are sick, you....
by friday1322 on February 10th, 2012
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What comes to mind if I mention Starbucks?
by friday1322 on February 10th, 2012
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What do you still do that you have done since you were a child?
by Dontfeedthefatass on February 10th, 2012
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I want to live by dice for a few days, any suggestions for the options i should use?
by thegirlwiththedaisytattoo on February 10th, 2012
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girls: when/Where was the first time you saw a penis? What was your reaction.?
by zenartist on February 10th, 2012
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by MaryWebb on July 6th, 2008
No, it's 236,346. Johnny didn't return the one he borrowed last month.
by patpatroney on July 6th, 2008
No, it's 236,350. They just received an order from RANDOM House.
by buster on July 6th, 2008