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by Knock on July 6th, 2008
No one knows the exact number of books in the Great Neck, NY library.
by Talimze on January 21st, 2008
Jesus with a Devo hat. vvv
by Kitt-tastrophy on November 2nd, 2007
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitos and bull-legged ants. I stand before you, not behind you, to speak of a subject I know nothing about. Early one morning, late at night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other pulled their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise and came to arrest the two dead boys. And if you don't believe this lie is true, you can ask the blind man, he saw it too!
by Galeanda on November 2nd, 2007
It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off EVERYTHING and let the problem take care of itself:-)
by 60s Rock on November 1st, 2007
Since it takes so many pancakes to cover a dog house, it would be closer to walk to work than to take your lunch.
by friendsfreak on January 21st, 2008
you spelt something wrong!
by theredbaron on November 2nd, 2007
Vaginal itching.
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on April 9th, 2008
We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money!
Capitol Hill!
by Yeahwell... on November 1st, 2007
Peter Percifal Pattersons pet pig, Porky, loved pie.
He loved pizza pie, pinapple pie, pumpkin pine..mince tarts..
Peter Percifal Pattersons pet pig, Porky, ate pie for dinner, pie for lunch, and pie before he went to bed.
Peter Percifal Pattersons pet pig, Porky, ate so much pie, ya know what he did?
by Sodapop on January 5th, 2009
You misspelled two words in your statement, which is not in any way a question.
by Takei-Shihan on July 8th, 2008
There are 713 acupressure points on the human body.
by LadyLuck on January 21st, 2008
Outside of the fact that this is a dupe?
I saw on Bones once that eating human meat makes you crazy - literally - by altering chemicals in your brain.
by Worzel on January 21st, 2008
Chaos theory http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_theory
by Crystal on January 21st, 2008
I went to my first funeral two days ago..
by Snowman on January 21st, 2008
9. (guaranteed random by a roll of the dice.)
by TheMan--- on November 2nd, 2007
How many fingers do you have?
by Wild One on November 2nd, 2007
Do you think match.com can do a better job for my Mom, that last bum gave her a case of bad credit. "How'd I do"?
by Anonymous on November 1st, 2007
She'll dump your ass for a model called Brandon,
He will pay for beautiful surgery, because he's full of money.
by Eltinwe has a life Swan - DYOH on July 8th, 2008
They say that there are no words that rhyme with purple, orange, silver or month.
* A curple is a strap on a horse's saddle (also known as a crupper), or a slang term for the buttocks.
* To hirple is to walk with a limp.
* To turple is to fall or tumble or, in the case of animals, to die.
* A sporange is a spore-containing sac in mushrooms. (Cf also hypno-sporange, macro-sporange, megasporange, micro-sporange, prozoo-sporange, and tetra-sporange).
* A chilver is a ewe-lamb.
* Grunth (or granth) is a sacred Hindu Scripture.
* He also cites the example of "nth", as in the nth degree, but I don't know if I buy that one.
(Props to my friend for finding these in The Encyclopedia of Useless Information by William Hartston)
by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on July 2nd, 2008
I haven't felt this sad in a long, long time.
by Anonymous on July 2nd, 2008
The hair in my right armpit somehow got worked into a knot .... OUCH !!!!
by Anonymous on January 21st, 2008
Card shufflers in Las Vegas have predictable, definable patterns that can be tracked by a discriminating algorithm.
by Ash on January 16th, 2008
mum said that you are my real father. i want to move in with you and your family... tomorrow :)
by Voodoo on November 2nd, 2007
The tide's coming in.
by wNCgal is one of the peculiar people on July 8th, 2008
umm diet cheerwine is the only diet drink I've found that doesn't have aspartame.
by Aura wears a small COAT. on July 2nd, 2008
the toothfairy is really
you have to leave her little notes
she is very whimsical!
by polyester_girl on May 10th, 2008
my boobies smell like angry alphabetized colours of the rainbow after a hard days noight at 4135 Amospheric Pl, Nevernever Land.
cant you hear the smell of the angry rainbows ???
by Greenbean on March 26th, 2008
chickens are my friends.
Greenbean
by Nninee on March 16th, 2008
Edward Scissorhands has a broken nose?
by BigDaddyBS on March 16th, 2008
"Something completely random"...
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...
...
Apparently not! ;-)
by Anonomous on March 16th, 2008
( . )( . )
by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on March 16th, 2008
Indiana wants me, Lord I can't go back there...
by Browndog on March 16th, 2008
Barbara Walters prefers astroglide.
by wolfsquestions99 on January 30th, 2008
Sings like Weird Al)
My life is brilliant...
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequicy
You're Pitiful (X3) It's true
Never had a date
That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you
Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
:
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
You're Pitiful (X3) It's true
You're half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you
Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser
You're Pitiful (X3) It's true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you
by I love my baby on January 20th, 2008
Will you warm my feet up? LOL
by Merfish on January 16th, 2008
Moms home, put the teddy bears away.
by oLd SkooL FooL is Smoking A Fat Joint on December 22nd, 2007
Yeah, I thought that was you
by Kitt-tastrophy on December 22nd, 2007
Mistake..sorry.
by I love my baby on December 12th, 2007
Imagine tripping ove a snake's nest! <shakes at the thought>
by Babycakes on November 2nd, 2007
A newly hatched queen bee immediately kills all other hatched and unhatched queens in the hive.
by sloroller on November 2nd, 2007
I saw what you did earlier today.....
by GuitarPlayer92 on November 2nd, 2007
American uses 75% of the world's resources yet we are 8% of the population. Scary.
by rachel. StarsInAPortraitIcecreamInTheSky on November 2nd, 2007
"thankyou ,you look lovely too. and yes, there were about 5 shootings in the west."
by justtheme on November 2nd, 2007
no.
by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on November 2nd, 2007
Peanuts are not nuts.
by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on November 1st, 2007
Mucous spewing pig snouts snorted profusely over my tie die shirt that for some reason was lacking hews of green, needless to say I was a hit at the party.
That's snot supposed to be funny.
I forgot where I porked my car as well.
by Ender is back.. And slightly confused. on November 1st, 2007
A casual stroll through the insane asylum shows that faith proves nothing.
by Kizz miazz on January 5th, 2009
You don't know how to spell.
by NotAnonymous on January 5th, 2009
A sentence with a question make at the end of it does not make it a question.
by technios on November 4th, 2008
A friend of mine was asked by his little brother if he bought the candy in the fridge... My friend responded with, 12 18 41
When you are sick, you....
by friday1322 on February 10th, 2012
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What comes to mind if I mention Starbucks?
by friday1322 on February 10th, 2012
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What do you still do that you have done since you were a child?
by Dontfeedthefatass on February 10th, 2012
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I want to live by dice for a few days, any suggestions for the options i should use?
by thegirlwiththedaisytattoo on February 10th, 2012
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girls: when/Where was the first time you saw a penis? What was your reaction.?
by zenartist on February 10th, 2012
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by MaryWebb on July 6th, 2008
No, it's 236,346. Johnny didn't return the one he borrowed last month.
by patpatroney on July 6th, 2008
No, it's 236,350. They just received an order from RANDOM House.
by buster on July 6th, 2008