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hose them down!
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make a cake out of the eggs and flour.
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Beat em down and drag their limp bodies to the river for disposal. I have a few contacts that will help with the clean up of eggs, flour, blood, teeth or any other kind of evidence.
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Dial the police
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Would you like to file a vandalism report?
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Call the police and stall the vandalizers until the cops come.
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Call the police. Then start taking pictures. Make sure you get a good shot of each of them, so you can identify them. Following that, clean it off before the eggs dry on. Dry egg can be next to impossible to clean off without permanent damage to the surface of your house.
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