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There are 6 guns hanging on the wall above my head.
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My fists.
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A lava lamp.
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A person's mind
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A gun but my daughter won't give me the combination to the safe for my rage reasons
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My mouse cable could be used to strangle somebody I guess. Now, don't get any ideas people : )
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A german dictionary. It's very heavy.
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My finger! Bang, bang!:)
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My letter opener.
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a kids t-ball bat...it will take a while but it can be done
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my pen
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An OLFA utility knife.
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Exacto blade - maybe letter opener.
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My hands, if not, this heavy glass bottle would dent a skull.
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I have an eight inch Eiffel tower sitting on my desk made of metal and somewhat pointed at the top. If I could get it to penetrate the skin it cold do some major damage, if not, it would leave a hell of a bruise trying to stab you with it.
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A psychology textbook.
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A push pin is the closest thing, but dont think it would murder anyone, but it could lay a hurtin' on the eyeballs, thats for sure!
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hmm, let me see, well theres a really heavy large glass vase that im sure would do the trick.. in fact yes, it definitely WOULD do the trick, why? who did you want murdered?? lol
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I'm pretty sure I could beat someone to death with my Cisco phone..or perhaps a computer monitor. I also have a pair of scissors, several pushpins and a turkey sandwhich...I feel like MacGyver.
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*looks around cubical* Paper clips (to stab with), a heavy candy jar (to smack over the head with), my stainless steel travel mug (also to smack over the head with), scissors, letter opener... that's about it, but appears to be enough. :-D
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i have a extermal hard drive that i can use to bust someone in the head with.
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my electric guitar. i can either smash someone with it or strangle em with the broken string. or if i just want to torture them i can actually try to play a song.
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My Auto-assist opening Camillus Heat tactical folding knife I got in the service. Basically a folding butchers knife that opens like a switchblade with the thumbing of a spur on the back of the blade.
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I have a huge wooded bowl that I could use to conk someone on the head. There's also my husband. I'm sure if there was a good reason, I could use him:-)
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I guess I could use this spoon as a shank.
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I have a pen.
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Cologne - right to the eyes! then I could use packing tape and a spoon to finish the job :) I have no idea what that means :D
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I have several lengths of electrical cord to choose from.
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MY FIREARM
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I have many syringes and lots of controlled drugs in the cabinet right above this computer.
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The remote control my good lady wont give back to me may be soon used as such a weapon.lol :o)
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A number two pencil, a paper plate and a yoyo.
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An extension cord, hammer, and really large and heavy flashlight.
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Heavey candle, tape dispenser, pen, large mug, scissors...dangerous place, this.
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My leatherman yo...
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My mouse cord to strangle, my keyboard as a club, an unfolded paperclip to pierce a lung, a pen or scissors for stabbing, or the little pointy stand for placing finished notes onto, the letter opener... I never thought of my office as having so many weapons...
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lol there's a question lol... mmmm........ An iron? I'm in the kitchen lol
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This bottle of half finished green tea. If they're patient & stand there long enough, I could bludgeon them out with it? or theres an evil looking yellow highlighter pen I could color them in with pretty good.. :p
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Scissors
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Either a hammer or a box cutter or a knife...oh or scissors,take your pick! haha
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A pair of scissors.
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A pen, 3 clipboards, and a stuffed bunny.
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Electricity
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A container of bleach. I don't see anything else.
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My dog is pretty protective.
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My fist.
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A sharp pencil, my 23 lb cat, a folding chair, a large crystal vase, a tripod and scope.
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my foot. enemy infront: normal kick enemy either side: sidesweep kick enemy behind: back-flip-kick
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I have a 44 right above my head, within arms reach.
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Me..........or the computer.
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a telephone cord, US army pencil a few screws.
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Um, I could pick up the printer and attempt to bludgeon someone with it, but I can't imagine it would do enough damage to kill. I suppose I'd throw the printer at them in the hopes of incapacitating them so I could get close enough to shove a pen into their throat, if I really wanted to kill 'em, lol.
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Letter opener
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My Son.. 6'7", 300 Lbs.
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I have a 4 day old triple decker turkey bacon and tomato sandwich with mayo........ thats right i would club them to death.
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I am a living weapon ... click my avatar and read my profile ... ... there are swords and other martial arts weapons all over my apartment ... my practice Ninjato is well within reach.
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My thumb-eye gouge- oohrah Marine Corps closest object- retractable pencil
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My Christmas lights could strangle, I could drown someone with my lotion, whack them with my lamp, smother with the pillow
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a block of ice, a frozen turkey then cook and eat it...
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My rapier wit.
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Posting nasty comments on facebook... that seems to work for nasty inconsiderate middle-aged parents.
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Metallica Clock. It says Time Marches On on it. It's pretty heavy.
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lava lamp straightener scarves - strangle chair step stool
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My phone might make a pretty good cosh. Or I could sic my fat lazy sweet-natured cat onto the victim.
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I have a stack of photo paper that could be used to torture someone with some very nasty paper cuts. I suppose if they swallow enough photo paper, that could also cause death.
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my root beer bottle! haha!
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a pocket calculator, a ruled 3-whole punched pad, two newspapers, a housecat, a tv remote and a gin tonic
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key board, computer screen, bong, camera, lamp, pillow, speaker, fan, cb antenna, tv, computer, laptop, pom tea glass, night stand, spoon all are with in arms reach
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(*)(*) Boobies. XD
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Fax machine, my chair, phone, computer monitor, cpu, filing cabinet, printer...a/c unit (if you give me enough time to unhook it and take it out the window)
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my laptop, or the TV it weighs 115 lbs.
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A heavy lamp next to me.
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Deodorant... I'd make them eat it!
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Oh, there is so much here, from pens to scissors to a couple of awls I use for leatherworking. Even my cell phone could be used as a murder weapon if needed.
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Cords to strangle someone with.
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MY RIGHT THUMB
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My dog. She's a 50 lb wimp so I would have to throw her at my attacker to defend myself:)
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A pen. One well placed blow to the jugular and it's all over.
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A small bronze statue.
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My hands. They are actually registered at the police offices as lethal weapons.
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A pair of scissors and some penceils. If I really want to do something different, my fist and teeth. ha ha
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A glass bottle, a huge pair of scissors, I can strangle them with the phone cord or headphones. Maybe hit them in the head with my computer monitor. And my kitten has sharp claws, assuming that the person I'm trying to kill is naked.
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my... lamp
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My son. Would be an interesting story. And in other news, a man was bludgent to death with a small child.
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My mobile! Microwave radiation constantly at their brains. Would take a long long time, could work though?
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anonymous scissors
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a pencil, wanna see a magic trick?
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My enemy's face. Yes, he is very ugly
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myself is the closest thing right now. second is my 9 millimeter gun
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butterfly knife. butterfly knife. zippo. pliers. ruler. another knife... need i go on?
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computer screen haha
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A black biro pen.
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a letter opener
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my bong
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My girlfriend
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My pillow
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My Glock 30. +5
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my hands
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The mouse cable to strangle someone.
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